Nature abhors a vacuum...

[dass]

...and therefore I HEREBY promote everyone who has not been yet promoted to 1st Degree Faygot. I do this due to the uncertain times, like a President on trial, in a king of Great Britain dying, the US economy in freefall, the worldwide Jews are facing a second Holocaust and more, I have made the wise decision to increase the ranks of worthy Factors AND activate the military wing of Faygotry.

THEREFORE I activate Masato as Brevet Captain-General and Mega as his Chief of Staff, of the Canadian Faygot Force.. Also I HEREBY elevate penvx to be US Director of unarmed Military Defense Program and encourage all Americans to exercise their 2nd Amendment rights.

Also: I HEREBY promote Canuckster to fill in the rank of 10th Degree Grandmaster and AWARD him the Fagoto First Class with Bronze Oakleaf. I. ALSO promote him to Chief Procurer of Faygot uniforms in corresponding CAMO relevant to their areas: i.e. country, city, jungle and Castro St San Francisco.

LET US PREPARED???!!!!