After learning about how many different countries have many different versions and interpretations of Santa Claus, as well as the fact that Santa himself was inspired by Odin, I was thinking...
...What if we created new Christmas traditions for fun if not to piss off those people who get butthurt over the delusion that is the "War On Christmas?"
New Christmas Traditions
The best way to do this imo is to resurrect Yuletide, the Pagan holiday that Christmas usurped. We need to all get together, hunt boars, sing songs and make yule cake. Sacrifices to Thor and Odin are optional but encouraged.
One idea I had was to have the presents be delivered by the servants of a fat Kitsune vixen in a red silk kimono, who lives among the pine trees and haunts the dreams of sinners.
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Sinners?
People say they all want the truth, but when they are confronted with a truth that disagrees with them, they balk at it as if it were an unwanted zombie apocalypse come to destroy civilization.
^Those who defy the will of Odin. Their dreams will be devoured by the rabid boars of the night.
what's this about Kitsune Vixen servants in Red Kimonos? I'd be down for traditions like that
Canuckster wrote:Sinners?
Sinners include:
- Liars
- Frauds
- Corporate executives
- Wastrels
- Misers
- Profligates
- Assholes
- Douchebags
- Telemarketers
- Som-Pong (Tee hee)
- Fundamentalists
- Killjoys
- Perverts
- Scientologists
Masato wrote:what's this about Kitsune Vixen servants in Red Kimonos? I'd be down for traditions like that
They reward good children with presents and reward good adults with presents and sex. :3
Now what should they use for their sleighs?
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yoga mats, so the non religious yoga community can feel includedSRBrant wrote:Masato wrote:what's this about Kitsune Vixen servants in Red Kimonos? I'd be down for traditions like that
They reward good children with presents and reward good adults with presents and sex. :3
Now what should they use for their sleighs?
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SRBrant wrote:Canuckster wrote:Sinners?
Sinners include:
- Liars
- Frauds
- Corporate executives
- Wastrels
- Misers
- Profligates
- Assholes
- Douchebags
- Telemarketers
- Som-Pong (Tee hee)
- Fundamentalists
- Killjoys
- Perverts
- Scientologists
well, thats about the entire board, looks like im out.
People say they all want the truth, but when they are confronted with a truth that disagrees with them, they balk at it as if it were an unwanted zombie apocalypse come to destroy civilization.
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