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New Christmas Traditions

Postby SRBrant » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:19 pm

After learning about how many different countries have many different versions and interpretations of Santa Claus, as well as the fact that Santa himself was inspired by Odin, I was thinking...

...What if we created new Christmas traditions for fun if not to piss off those people who get butthurt over the delusion that is the "War On Christmas?"
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Postby Luigi » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:48 pm

The best way to do this imo is to resurrect Yuletide, the Pagan holiday that Christmas usurped. We need to all get together, hunt boars, sing songs and make yule cake. Sacrifices to Thor and Odin are optional but encouraged.
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Postby SRBrant » Wed Jun 17, 2015 1:25 am

One idea I had was to have the presents be delivered by the servants of a fat Kitsune vixen in a red silk kimono, who lives among the pine trees and haunts the dreams of sinners.
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Postby Canuckster » Wed Jun 17, 2015 7:16 pm

Sinners?
People say they all want the truth, but when they are confronted with a truth that disagrees with them, they balk at it as if it were an unwanted zombie apocalypse come to destroy civilization.
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Postby Luigi » Wed Jun 17, 2015 11:45 pm

^Those who defy the will of Odin. Their dreams will be devoured by the rabid boars of the night.
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Postby Masato » Thu Jun 18, 2015 11:18 am

what's this about Kitsune Vixen servants in Red Kimonos? I'd be down for traditions like that
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Postby SRBrant » Tue Jun 23, 2015 1:49 pm

Canuckster wrote:Sinners?


Sinners include:

- Liars
- Frauds
- Corporate executives
- Wastrels
- Misers
- Profligates
- Assholes
- Douchebags
- Telemarketers
- Som-Pong (Tee hee)
- Fundamentalists
- Killjoys
- Perverts
- Scientologists
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Postby SRBrant » Tue Jun 23, 2015 1:50 pm

Masato wrote:what's this about Kitsune Vixen servants in Red Kimonos? I'd be down for traditions like that


They reward good children with presents and reward good adults with presents and sex. :3

Now what should they use for their sleighs?
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Postby Flying Eye Angle » Fri Jun 26, 2015 7:39 am

SRBrant wrote:
Masato wrote:what's this about Kitsune Vixen servants in Red Kimonos? I'd be down for traditions like that


They reward good children with presents and reward good adults with presents and sex. :3

Now what should they use for their sleighs?
yoga mats, so the non religious yoga community can feel included
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Postby Canuckster » Sat Jun 27, 2015 12:06 am

SRBrant wrote:
Canuckster wrote:Sinners?


Sinners include:

- Liars
- Frauds
- Corporate executives
- Wastrels
- Misers
- Profligates
- Assholes
- Douchebags
- Telemarketers
- Som-Pong (Tee hee)
- Fundamentalists
- Killjoys
- Perverts
- Scientologists


well, thats about the entire board, looks like im out.
People say they all want the truth, but when they are confronted with a truth that disagrees with them, they balk at it as if it were an unwanted zombie apocalypse come to destroy civilization.
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