I Gots the Big D

[What]

I am getting a divorce after 24 years, that is why I have been so miserable to yall. Not because Im getting out of a miserable relationship but because it hasn't happened sooner

any who

help me with some points please

*get it done as quick as possible
*Get laid by strange new pussy
*masterbait less
*go on holiday (more new pussy)
*have more doh
*smile more, frown less, drink less and smoke less weed
*stay home more
*stay single for a while
*more new brunettes

did I miss something?

It will all be done in six weeks and ill get half of 90% of what I originally paid for!

[Masato]

why would you smoke less weed?

If I got a divorce I would hotboxing my house every day (wife won't let me smoke indoors)

Glad to hear you're finding some positive attitude, the Big D must be shitty fo sure.
WHo left who? or was it mutual?

I also like the 'more brunettes' part.

[Megaterio Llamas]

Karaoke clubs my friend. Completely new lease on life brutha. Take it from me.

[What]

why would you smoke less weed?

If I got a divorce I would hotboxing my house every day (wife won't let me smoke indoors)

Glad to hear you're finding some positive attitude, the Big D must be shitty fo sure.
WHo left who? or was it mutual?

I also like the 'more brunettes' part.

Masato thanks for the supportive words

I am married to a blonde and been loyal to her for almost 30 years, we have kids in their early 20's and one teen in grade ten

I have been smoking too much to calm down is what I am thinking. Usually Im a ounce once a month smoker, its been almost two the last half year. This divorce has been going on for 5 years, we finally came to ready last year my mom passed, then her dad six months later. Sad slow year for all

I am absolutely being positive, I so look forward to this change. I am 50 going on 30 my doctor believes, he says I am in great shape and welcome the brunettes!!!


[b]"Karaoke clubs my friend. Completely new lease on life brutha. Take it from me."[/b]

ha ha thanks mr Fowler!

[Masato]

If I got divorced I think I would have a lot of fun finding and setting up my new pad. It would be so cool, man. Right now I let the wife do a lot of the home stuff, decorating etc. My place would be a fuckin pig sty, lol

and going on crazy long aimless adventures

[Masato]

Time by one's self is so precious. We sacrifice almost all of it for marriage/kids.
I miss it terribly sometimes, its a miracle if I can get a few hours alone sometimes it seems, lol

Enjoy, what. Don't take it for granted

[Masato]

Also, my wife is brunette but if we ever split I would still go for brunettes.

blondes almost never really hypnotize me. Wonder why that is

[What]

i have always been attracted to brunettes, probably because my mother was one I would guess

Nothing will be taken for granted, this is a completely new beginning for me and yes such an adventure.

[Masato]

Just don't go all crazy/overcompensating and buy a Mustang or something like that

That shit is so lame

I hate most Mustang drivers, pity might be a better word. poor fucks

[What]

ha ha i drive a little Hyundai GT, cheap on bas, tint windows and panoramic roof let the smoke out