What could possibly go wrong?
Congratulations!
Might be getting married
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Edge Guerrero
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Winnson wrote:What could possibly go wrong?
Congratulations!
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Don't be selfish, preserve this world for the next generations.
I'll never long for what might have been
Regret won't waste my life again
I won't look back I'll fight to remain
Don't be selfish, preserve this world for the next generations.
I'll never long for what might have been
Regret won't waste my life again
I won't look back I'll fight to remain
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Canuckster
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what could go wrong,
go for it
go for it
People say they all want the truth, but when they are confronted with a truth that disagrees with them, they balk at it as if it were an unwanted zombie apocalypse come to destroy civilization.
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Edge Guerrero
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Winnson wrote:What could possibly go wrong?
Congratulations!
- I rent this space for advertising
Don't be selfish, preserve this world for the next generations.
I'll never long for what might have been
Regret won't waste my life again
I won't look back I'll fight to remain
Don't be selfish, preserve this world for the next generations.
I'll never long for what might have been
Regret won't waste my life again
I won't look back I'll fight to remain
I'm sure I can handle it. Not like Thai women are known for cutting off cocks.
Som-Pong wrote:The owner of the Yaa Dong bar wants me to marry his little sister, apparently she's 28 years old and an officer in the navy (only the navy smh) and she can't find a husband because she's an assertive bitch with a drinking habit. If I do it I'll get some land and a LOT of influence. I reckon I might go for it. Thoughts?
Sounds like a perfect match to me Som-pong.
First you have a woman who by all accounts including her own father's describe her as an "assertive bitch" and whose occupation is an officer in the Royal Thai Navy.............
Then you have a delusional farang with a psychosexual disorder who has swallowed more seamen than the Pacific Ocean after the attack on Pearl Harbor..........
Like some other poster in this thread that isn't nearly as clever or as funny as I am said....What could possibly go wrong?
Som-Pong wrote:I'm sure I can handle it. Not like Thai women are known for cutting off cocks.
Have you ever tried to cut through a diamond? It's damn near impossibru!
Plus, they've got land. Loads of it around Khon Khaen and Mukdahan and ties with both the Mafia and the military. It's a match made in heaven. Still haven't seen pictures of the girl though, I suspect Uncle Wusarn is hiding something nasty. Like maybe elphantitis or some aftermath from the yellow rain you yank fucks bestowed upn this region.
That is why hardness is vital!
That is why hardness is vital!
Som-Pong wrote:Nopes, haven't even met her. I don't have to pay dowry and I get land. Maybe I should approach cautiosly, lol that;s not my thing. Thank fuck you revived this after Hedge went in.
He meant pics of your German haircut of course.
But seriously, are you sure you can handle married life? Will you bang girls without the assertive wife knowing?
Edge Guerrero wrote:Winnson wrote:What could possibly go wrong?
Congratulations!
lol great reference
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