What should I buy for a wedding gift?

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What should I buy for a wedding gift?

Postby Masato » Fri Jul 22, 2016 12:11 pm

Friend from college days getting married

No 'list' or 'registry' of gift suggestions or whatever as far as I can see (which is good, I am not a fan of those)

- What should I bring them?

I was thinking about a nice mason jar of weed

Any better ideas?
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Postby What » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:24 am

do not get out of jail free card?

end of rant

the weeds great

cheers bro
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Postby Jehannum » Sat Jul 23, 2016 7:44 am

This is such a strange place

but yes, sex toys. big ones. that would make you weep.

like a baby.
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Postby Canuckster » Sat Jul 23, 2016 11:16 pm

Don't listen to these guys, if it's a good friend, buy something that's going to make the wife remember you and think you are a super nice guy, kind of like paying it forward for hanging out time later.
People say they all want the truth, but when they are confronted with a truth that disagrees with them, they balk at it as if it were an unwanted zombie apocalypse come to destroy civilization.
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Postby Som-Pong » Sat Jul 23, 2016 11:29 pm

Cock ring.
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Postby Benwahwah » Sun Jul 24, 2016 2:52 am

Canuckster wrote:Don't listen to these guys, if it's a good friend, buy something that's going to make the wife remember you and think you are a super nice guy, kind of like paying it forward for hanging out time later.


Totally agree with this advice.
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Postby Edge Guerrero » Tue Jul 26, 2016 7:53 am

- Buy a piece of art like those made by Greenseed.
The piece will last forever and they will always remember you.
- I rent this space for advertising

Don't be selfish, preserve this world for the next generations.

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Postby Luigi » Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:32 am

Use your art skills to make an HD caricature cartoon of them. Either that or the jar of weed, but trick them by saying it is jam or soup so they think you got them a lame gift but them upon opening it they are stoked.
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Postby Jehannum » Wed Jul 27, 2016 11:49 am

Luigi wrote:Use your art skills to make an HD caricature cartoon of them. Either that or the jar of weed, but trick them by saying it is jam or soup so they think you got them a lame gift but them upon opening it they are stoked.

or even better, get them a jar of jam or soup and mix in the jar of weed so they get the lame gift, the awesome gift, and the trick gift all in one.

but in all seriousness .....






..... do eeeeeeet!
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Postby superCalo » Thu Jul 28, 2016 6:41 pm

a power tool, man can never have too many power tools & they will always come in useful, get a good brand like dewalt makita or hitachiImage
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