So there's a removalist truck parked about 30-50m ahead with its left blinker on but I paid it no mind since it couldnt be waiting to turn into the free spot since the truck was way to big.
I reverse park into the spot, grab my food (Banh Mi and a sausage roll) and get out only to be faced with an angry removalist getting way to close to me spitting shit out of his mouth, dude was beetroot red in anger.
Sensing things were going south I placed my food on the car roof and side stepped away saying "mate whats wrong??"
Him - "I WAS FUCKING SAVING THAT SPOT FOR ME MATE YOU FUCKING CUNT FUCKING MOVE!"
I reply 'Youre not meant to be parking in the complex go park on the road you fucking dickhead"
He runs up and throws a haymaker but I palm check him straight in the chest and he slips into the kerb
He gets up then runs at me again throwing a spastic version of a flying side kick and gets me just above the knee with the kind of force my daughters wagtail platy fish (see pic below) would be ashamed of.
Wagtail Platy
he then tries a lazy double leg .. actually more of a rugby tackle and gets pushed to the ground again
Then the words "criminal record" flash through my head just as his buddy turns up in a ute (pick up truck)
fearing his buddy would jump me I wait until he tries scrambling again and as he gets up land a right elbow square behind his left ear and send him crumbling
His buddy approaches slowly telling me to calm down, I tell him what happened in a pissed off kinda way as he helps the Caucasian version of Matsui to his feet. Matsui isnt saying shit and his bud tells me to leave and not worry about it as matsui is a hot head.
Im watching them now, matsui is sitting in the pick up with feet out talking on the phone
Boss is there now yelling at the second guy (who did nothing)
Im finishing off my Banh Mi
TL'DR - Always bet on the African American guy
