Canadian Phone Commercial Features Lesbian Scene

[Megaterio Llamas]

Narrated by kids. Weird shit.

[Winnson]

Ah that's nothing, just a couple of donut bumpers showing how much they love the world, because everyone is pretty much gay or doesn't even know what GENDER they are in this crazy day and age.

Hey, have you heard about the new 'Beauty and the Beast' movie with Emma Watson?

Apparently Disney is very proud of their openly gay man on man gay scene with Gaston and one of his boys. Google it.

[Diet Butcher]

Hellfires Awaits had an swesome thread about the faggot emperor Elagabalus, but it must have been erased when he got permabanned since it did not come up in the search results. Shit was hilarious... here's an excerpt from somewhere else:

When the emperor Caracalla was murdered in 217, the fourteen-year-old Elagabalus succeeded him. He only ruled for 4 years, but in that short period of time he commited a variety of grotesque and debauched acts, enough to make Caligula and Commodus seem rather plain.

His real name was Bassianus but as he developed an intense interest in worshippng the Syrian god Elagabal, became High Priest of the cult and so had his name changed to Elagabalus. To honor his god, he demanded that hundereds of cattle were slaughtered daily on huge sacrificial altars. He had a temple built on the Palatine Hill and ordered the Romans to worship a statue of a giant phallus, which didn't go down very well at all...
Eventually he decided he was the god embodied. He started to wear women's clothes and make-up, implored his surgeons to cut his penis off and make him a vagina and when they said tehy could not do this he settled for circumcision. His body is said to have been very effeminate and he had a multitude of male companions. At some point it is said that he "married" a freedman called Hierocles and called him his husband.
As well as being a transvestite and obviously rather confused, Elagabalus was also a masochist, arrabging for his lovers to catch him cheating on them so that they would beat the living daylights out of him, therefore giving him even more pleasure. His body was permanently covered with bruises and marks left from these beatings. Cassius Dio informs us:

"...he would go to taverns by night wearing a wig, and there ply the trade of a female prostitute. He frequented the notorious brothels, drove out the prostitutes and played the prostitude himself. he finally set a aside a room in the palace, and there committed his indecencies, always standing nude at teh door of the room...while in a soft and melting voice he solicited the passers by."

He had a public bath built in the palace, so he could go there and pick out the men with the biggest penises.
In 220 A.D. he raped a Vestal Virgin and forced her to marry him. This for the Romans was a terrible thing to do.
His cruelty also had no limits. Once he ordered a servant to fetch him a big packet of cobwebs and when the unfortunate man turned up empty handed, he had him locked up in a cage and eaten alive by hundreds of starving rats.
Elagabalus loved to pin his enemies to the wall and stick hot pokers into them, peel their skin off and dip them in salt.... *cringe*
He ordered mass human sacrifices of young boys and girls to satisfy his god and whenever he entered Rome he demanded that his priests meet him with golden bowls full of children's intestines..

On the 11th March 222 the people had had enough. They hunted him down and in a toilet where he had saught refuge and stabbed him to death. He was 18. His friends were mutilated and impaled.

[Megaterio Llamas]

It's a shame Hellfire doesn't seem to post anywhere anymore. His ranting style made for some pretty good internet.

[What]

bring back the Hellfire Awaits!

[Winnson]

He's an Academic. Their world is crashing down around their ears and he's too busy trying to put out those fires right now.

Remember when he said and backed it up with his Academic Sources™ that nothing in society had any affect on kids being gay?

Yeah, that whole Academic Narrative, totally backed up by science™ is completely falling apart.

Plus, Vutu put him on ignore. He couldn't take Vutu putting him on ignore. That was the last straw.

Kek

[Megaterio Llamas]

I made sure to let this cell phone company know that as an older gent and a Canadian I really dug the hot lesbian action in their tv commercials. In fact you'll find references to "really digging that hot lesbian action" on their various social media pages now. I couldn't let this pass without expressing my thanks to the forward thinkers over there.

[Winnson]

WTF I love donut bumpers on my mobile phone now