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Re: The Parenting Thread...

Postby Canuckster » Wed Apr 03, 2019 4:13 pm

Shinkicker wrote:
Masato wrote:So my daughter has a boyfriend.

Go easy on me folks, lol

I doubt anything you can say will take this dagger out of my chest


Is she on the pill?


Oh snap,
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Postby Masato » Thu Apr 04, 2019 1:12 am

Shinkicker wrote:
Masato wrote:So my daughter has a boyfriend.

Go easy on me folks, lol

I doubt anything you can say will take this dagger out of my chest


Is she on the pill?



FFS, I asked you guys to go easy on me lol

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Postby Shinkicker » Thu Apr 04, 2019 2:18 am

Masato wrote:
Shinkicker wrote:
Masato wrote:So my daughter has a boyfriend.

Go easy on me folks, lol

I doubt anything you can say will take this dagger out of my chest


Is she on the pill?



FFS, I asked you guys to go easy on me lol


I still pretend that I don't know what's going on when my 15 year old jumps in the shower after his 16 year old gf drives him home from school, and then all the sudden they have to go somewhere....to the store or wherever. Her RAV is nothing but a bedroom on wheels.

Grrrr....

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Postby Shinkicker » Thu Apr 04, 2019 2:20 am

I do feel for you though. I can't imagine what it's like for a Dad when it comes to his daughter .

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Postby onetrickpony » Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:47 am

Shinkicker wrote:
Masato wrote:So my daughter has a boyfriend.

Go easy on me folks, lol

I doubt anything you can say will take this dagger out of my chest


Is she on the pill?


God damn shinkicker. Why are you always such a cunt?

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Postby onetrickpony » Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:51 am

Shinkicker wrote:I do feel for you though. I can't imagine what it's like for a Dad when it comes to his daughter .

God help the first boy that my daughter brings home. She turns 2 in August (so hopefully I’ve got a long wait) and I’m already devising ways to scare the living fuck out of him.

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Postby onetrickpony » Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:56 am

One of my good friends had a daughter last week and this is the text I sent him.

That thing is a parasite that has been feeding off your wife for the last 9 months.

Once it is extracted from your wife’s body it will immediately destroy your life and any casual, plus some long term relationships with people that you had previously thought you held dear.

The fucked up thing is that you’ll accept that with out question and love that fucking parasite more than you had ever dreamed it was possible to love any living thing before it showed up in your life.

I can’t explain the change that came over me when Rex was born. It was as if everything I had accomplished to that point was meaningless, and that From that immediate point onward only this screaming, sleep stealing, puking, excrementing defenceless pile of skin and bones health and happiness would matter to me.

Shit will suck. Things will go badly but deep down you just won’t fucking care because your spawn is now and forever more important than anything else will ever be.

Love you brother, I can’t wait to hear you tell stories about your parasite.

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Postby Masato » Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:58 pm

LOL Funny stuff, onetrickpony

Welcome

Hope to see you around more

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Postby Masato » Sat Apr 06, 2019 11:01 pm

Shinkicker wrote:
Masato wrote:
Shinkicker wrote:
Is she on the pill?



FFS, I asked you guys to go easy on me lol


I still pretend that I don't know what's going on when my 15 year old jumps in the shower after his 16 year old gf drives him home from school, and then all the sudden they have to go somewhere....to the store or wherever. Her RAV is nothing but a bedroom on wheels.

Grrrr....


would someone please throw the damn towel already??
I cant take this kind of beating

Thanks Shinkicker
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Postby Masato » Tue Apr 09, 2019 2:22 am

My son figured out how to ride his bike today with no hands, and no helmet

Terrifying lol - I don't know who to be more concerned about :D

As for my daughter I am trying to contemplate what sort of dad a 14 year old girl would WANT to have, what would be the best from their perspective (vs what they may hate).

I even tried to watch a bunch of old John Hughes movies. Didn't help much


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