Vutu and friends went out for lunch...

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Re: Vutu and friends went out for lunch...

Postby Som-Pong » Fri May 19, 2017 11:33 pm

I don't recall, but Apparently I sung karaoke last night. Going to have a croissant from 7 and a fucking coffee then off to teach. Cockfosters think I'm merkan.

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Postby Winnson » Sat May 20, 2017 6:28 pm

Get legal there man. Give the new king a blowjob and smoke a joint with him. Bring your cleaver and log stump to the meeting. Half an hour in, he'll be eating out of the palm of your hand.

Get legal there if you can. I think the orient is our kind of place. You don't want to go back home right now. Try to get that sorted over the next few years. Google it.

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Postby Winnson » Sat May 20, 2017 6:38 pm

After a couple of your awesome joints and the exquisite blowjob you give him, tell him he can repay you by:

[spoiler]
1. Giving you a blowjob, but you like it rough, really rough
2. Granting you permanent residence in Thailand [spoiler]FOCUS ON THIS ONE! VERY VERY IMPORTANT!
3. Taking it up the ass, but again, you like it rough, really rough
4. Appointing you as the Royal Family's permanent new English teacher
5. All of the above


My advice is to really go after #2, or of course #5. You've got to do what you've got to do, such is life.

Good luck

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Postby Som-Pong » Sun May 21, 2017 4:30 am

I would totally do all of that for a citizen shit.

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Postby Winnson » Sun May 21, 2017 7:14 pm

God damn right you would. You're Swedish!

Som, I honestly believe you are a credit to the land and the people. Migrate legally, legally.

The King should be honored to have you on his team. You're one of the good ones, and fit in just fine.

Migrants like you and I? We benefit the community. Believe me. Believe me.

If you need a personal reference, don't hesitate to ask.


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