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Motherfuckin DAY OFF

Postby Masato » Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:13 pm

Heavenly. Been working way too much lately

Slept for literally 15+ hours, had a swim, cooked an omelette, going to jiu jitsu, have fresh weed in the cupboard for when I get back, NO WORK, its a beautiful day.

Will take my dog for a walk in the forest, daughter says she will bake cookies, and the Jones/Cormier-Maia/Woodley fights tonight with my jitz crew at the pub. Have some shoop ideas I really wanna make but so tired of sitting by the computer I think I'll skip em

Haven't got laid yet but I'm workin on it, lol

What a day. How glorious to be alive under such conditions. Got a big week of work coming so I'm gonna soak up every minute

Hope you mofos are having a good weekend too.

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Postby Edge Guerrero » Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:39 pm

- Go find a job you'r lazy! :mrgreen:

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Postby Masato » Sun Jul 30, 2017 5:45 am

Well I literally got choked unconscious in jiu-jitsu, somehow got suckered into doing yardwork, and didn't get laid.

Still a great day :D

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Postby Masato » Sun Jul 30, 2017 5:46 am

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Postby Edge Guerrero » Sun Jul 30, 2017 5:04 pm

Masato wrote:Well I literally got choked unconscious in jiu-jitsu, somehow got suckered into doing yardwork, and didn't get laid.

Still a great day :D


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Postby Masato » Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:45 pm

Well we should be thankful that we are able to do jiu jitsu, that we have some 'yard' of our own to take care of, and porn. lol Not bad at all really

Which of the 3 is worse? ie; which would you choose?:

a) you get choked unconscious at jiu jitsu, have to do tons of yardwork, but get laid.
b) you get choked unconscious at jiu jitsu, have absolutely no work to do all day, but don't get laid.
c) you avoid getting choked unconscious at jiu jitsu, but have to do tons of yardwork, and don't get laid.



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Postby Som-Pong » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:17 am

Definitely b.

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Postby Winnson » Tue Aug 01, 2017 6:00 pm

I take Sundays off no matter what. You need one day a week I think.

Other than that let's fucking go. I don't even care if I sleep the other six days.

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Postby Winnson » Tue Aug 01, 2017 6:02 pm

D) Choke everybody out at JJ, fuck the wife on the unkempt lawn, and then have her make me a nice steak.

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