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She Broke My Dick

Postby Masato » Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:09 am



getting it on with... i swear this really happened. i pulled my trick maneuver that's when i heard it snappin' She broke my dick OOOWWWWW
SHE goddamn broke my dick! ever since i met her my life's been on the rocks cold ice packs and heating pads and band aids for my... (penis)
SHE BROKE MY DICK ooowwwww she goddamn broke my dick She broke my dick! uuuuggggghhh she goddamn broke my dick (she broke his dick)
she broke my dick (i broke his dick) she goddamn broke my dick! Main vein shot with cortison, ice pack on the rest it hurt so much but i'd do it again why couldn't i have just left her unsatisfied?

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Postby Canuckster » Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:46 am

are you trying to say someone broke your dick?
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Postby Winnson » Fri Aug 25, 2017 12:38 pm

You can't break a penis silly.

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Postby Masato » Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:54 pm

Its actually a code for some insider financial investment tips

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Postby Winnson » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:50 pm

So where do I sign on the dotted line to make some quick money?

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Postby Winnson » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:52 pm

There, I just broke my penis into a dozen separate pieces. That means more money right?
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Postby Winnson » Fri Aug 25, 2017 8:01 pm

Canuckster wrote:are you trying to say someone broke your dick?


Blood pumps into the phallus to make it wicked hard. The blood drains out too. Your hard on is a blood-pressurized boner, but not really a bone. You can't break pressurized fluid, but you can pop balloons, so be careful with your dick. My hands can crush diamonds.

That was supposed to be a rep comment for Canuckster, but the comment character limit is racist apparently. What a God Damn shame.

You can't break your penis, but you can pop a balloon, so be careful out there kids.

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Postby Masato » Sat Aug 26, 2017 1:38 am

what about blue balls? Can a woman damage a man like that?

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Postby Som-Pong » Sun Aug 27, 2017 1:43 pm

Winnie, you can break your dock isn't a bone dick nah its a broke dick.

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Postby Winnson » Sun Aug 27, 2017 2:21 pm

I think the correct term would be 'ruptured'.


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