Winnson/DB; tell me about HK

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Re: Winnson/DB; tell me about HK

Postby Som-Pong » Wed Oct 04, 2017 6:57 am

Winnson wrote:The last time I went to the mainland was with DB. I got food poisoning and spray painted the back wall washroom of a KFC with my poop because I don't know how to aim at a squatter.

DB, have you been back since our trip? I haven't. I'm scared the Chinese police will remember that incident.

Seriously, how the hell do you poop in one of these things?

Here are some instructions on how to use a Chinese toilet. Good fucking luck. I just shit all over the wall so I didn't get any on my clothes, LOL!

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I have mastered the art of the squat shit. Gotta get real deep.
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Postby Vutulaki » Wed Oct 04, 2017 7:08 am

Som-Pong wrote:
Winnson wrote:The last time I went to the mainland was with DB. I got food poisoning and spray painted the back wall washroom of a KFC with my poop because I don't know how to aim at a squatter.

DB, have you been back since our trip? I haven't. I'm scared the Chinese police will remember that incident.

Seriously, how the hell do you poop in one of these things?

Here are some instructions on how to use a Chinese toilet. Good fucking luck. I just shit all over the wall so I didn't get any on my clothes, LOL!

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I have mastered the art of the squat shit. Gotta get real deep.
Shantaram might be my favourite book.


Back straight with neautral spine
Knees out and over your toes
look straight forward

Powerlifting shit

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Postby Som-Pong » Wed Oct 04, 2017 9:38 am

Studies have found that people doing the 3rd world squat have greater gains when starting powerlifting.

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Postby Winnson » Thu Oct 05, 2017 10:50 am

Squatting is supposed to be better for pooping. It's a shame we don't learn how to do it in the west.

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Postby Som-Pong » Thu Oct 05, 2017 11:44 am

Well, at least whitey doesn't shit on the street.

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Postby Winnson » Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:51 pm

That's good I guess. In Winnipeg, sometimes a native would take a dump or piss in the street, both males and females.

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Postby Masato » Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:17 pm

you guys aren't selling it well, lol

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Postby Som-Pong » Fri Oct 06, 2017 2:30 am

Winnson wrote:That's good I guess. In Winnipeg, sometimes a native would take a dump or piss in the street, both males and females.

The gypsies though, masters.

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Postby Diet Butcher » Fri Oct 06, 2017 6:13 am

Masato wrote:You really have no interest in Chinese culture? But its so cool!

I think I may be a bit deluded though as to what its actually all about. In my mind its all Shaolin kung fu and Taoist Immortals! lol I can't enough of stories about Taoist sages and masters wandering in the mountains talking to 1000 year old turtles and flying away on crane's backs lol



I can get all the chinese culture right here in HK. Untainted by mainland communism :)

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Postby Vutulaki » Fri Oct 06, 2017 12:03 pm

Chinks, gooks, slants, zipperheads etc etc


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