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Re: TME about knife fighting

Postby Megaterio Llamas » Wed Oct 25, 2017 11:05 pm

Shinkicker wrote:Oh yeah ?

Well I cut a man's throat when I was 17.

Not deep enough though. I didn't calculate correctly for height difference and his ear lobe took the maximum damage. The neck only got a deep scratch.

How do you like me now? Lol


You were both very lucky. That was a very extreme measure you took there.
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Postby Canuckster » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:24 am

Shinkicker wrote:Oh yeah ?

Well I cut a man's throat when I was 17.

Not deep enough though. I didn't calculate correctly for height difference and his ear lobe took the maximum damage. The neck only got a deep scratch.

How do you like me now? Lol



Pretty sure I'd like to hear the backstory to this.....
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Postby Som-Pong » Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:44 am

Canuckster wrote:
Shinkicker wrote:Oh yeah ?

Well I cut a man's throat when I was 17.

Not deep enough though. I didn't calculate correctly for height difference and his ear lobe took the maximum damage. The neck only got a deep scratch.

How do you like me now? Lol



Pretty sure I'd like to hear the backstory to this.....

He grabbed her by the pussy.

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Postby Shinkicker » Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:23 pm

Canuckster wrote:
Shinkicker wrote:Oh yeah ?

Well I cut a man's throat when I was 17.

Not deep enough though. I didn't calculate correctly for height difference and his ear lobe took the maximum damage. The neck only got a deep scratch.

How do you like me now? Lol



Pretty sure I'd like to hear the backstory to this.....



It's too embarrassing.

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Postby Canuckster » Thu Oct 26, 2017 11:02 pm

Shinkicker wrote:
Canuckster wrote:
Shinkicker wrote:Oh yeah ?

Well I cut a man's throat when I was 17.

Not deep enough though. I didn't calculate correctly for height difference and his ear lobe took the maximum damage. The neck only got a deep scratch.

How do you like me now? Lol



Pretty sure I'd like to hear the backstory to this.....



It's too embarrassing.


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Postby Shinkicker » Fri Oct 27, 2017 12:39 pm

:oops:

Nope. I've never told anyone but my sister and one other person. It's, like, horribly embarrassing.

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Postby Shinkicker » Fri Oct 27, 2017 1:05 pm

Song2 wrote:
Shinkicker wrote:Oh yeah ?

Well I cut a man's throat when I was 17.

Not deep enough though. I didn't calculate correctly for height difference and his ear lobe took the maximum damage. The neck only got a deep scratch.

How do you like me now? Lol

I forgot about this.

Did you say any crazy dolly Parton shit when you did it?


I don't sound like Dolly Parton dammit.

Although that would be a compliment. I love me some Dolly.

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Postby Winnson » Sat Oct 28, 2017 2:04 pm

Why don't people just get a gun?

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Postby Shinkicker » Sun Oct 29, 2017 11:33 am

Winnson wrote:Why don't people just get a gun?


In my case it wouldn't have done any good unless it was hanging on my hip. I was at someone else's house. A kitchen knife was within reach.

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Postby Winnson » Sun Oct 29, 2017 1:34 pm

Tell us what happened!


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