As a man - is it just me?

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Joe Mama
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As a man - is it just me?

Postby Joe Mama » Sun May 12, 2019 4:06 am

I can't say exactly *what* it is... Maybe its a part of my fucked up 'live on the land' childhood, but for some odd reason I almost prefer to piss outdoors.
Whether it be right outside of the back door when the lady is frequenting the latrine, or next to the trash can after I get home from work. For some odd reason, I can always find an excuse to whiz outside instead of taking 20 (or less) steps to the shitter/pisser.

It *really* pissed the old lady off tonight and I told her I would rectify this behavior, but fuck... As I feel my bladder getting angry now, I feel compelled to piss right outside the back door again.

Am I alone in this compulsion? Or are you all closet backyard pissers like me?

Or is this a white thing :lol:

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Postby Megaterio Llamas » Sun May 12, 2019 9:06 am

I've never been particular where I pissed Joe.
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Postby Vutulaki » Sun May 12, 2019 9:23 am

nah we all like it, or at least I havent met a man who dislikes pissing outdoors

Im also a habitual sink pisser, in Australia teh sinks are right at the correct height, you dont need to handle you cock and can let it flop over the vanity and you can "flush" while washing your hands and cock if nec.

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Postby Som-Pong » Sun May 12, 2019 9:43 am

I prefer pissing outside.

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Postby Shifty D » Sun May 12, 2019 2:11 pm

Important to pay attention to wind direction when outside. Joe's wife should be more understanding #penisenvy

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Postby Luigi » Sun May 12, 2019 3:37 pm

Outside is better imo.
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Postby Masato » Sun May 12, 2019 5:01 pm

Joe Mama wrote:I can't say exactly *what* it is... Maybe its a part of my fucked up 'live on the land' childhood, but for some odd reason I almost prefer to piss outdoors.



Live on the Land childhood? were you born in a hippy commune or something?

When I was a kid my Dad built a cabin way the fuck in the middle of the forest on some Native reserve. It had no electricity, no sewage or running water, just a cabin in the woods. Wood stove, kerosene lanterns, rain barrels etc. We stayed in there tons it was amazing.

I learned to appreciate city life too though.

Cathartic thread!

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Postby Canuckster » Sun May 12, 2019 7:47 pm

Remind me not to invite vutu to my house
People say they all want the truth, but when they are confronted with a truth that disagrees with them, they balk at it as if it were an unwanted zombie apocalypse come to destroy civilization.

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Postby Joe Mama » Mon May 13, 2019 1:40 pm

Canuckster wrote:Remind me not to invite vutu to my house


Maybe he has such a problem with toilets because they are white. :?: :lol:

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Postby Shifty D » Mon May 13, 2019 1:46 pm

ahahaa

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I abhor racism but appreciate the freedom at this forum to joke about it. Shits so tight everywhere, loosen the fuck up.

Vutulaki, you can come to my house my sink is already stained yellow anyways (but not from pee)


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