An MMA Drinking Game

MMA, BJJ, & The Martial Arts
User avatar
Joe Mama
Posts: 246
Joined: Fri Mar 07, 2014 8:00 pm
Reputation: 261

An MMA Drinking Game

Postby Joe Mama » Sun Aug 13, 2023 1:39 am

New Idea -

On the events that DC (Daniel Cormier) calls a fight consider a drinking game of sorts.

Every time DC uses the adjective "Nasty" to describe anything in the fight (punch, kick, sequence, cut, your mom, etc) take a shot.

If you manage to make it through the entire event without passing out, then you win the internet and a UFC.
The choice is yours amigos.

(Only for the brave)

User avatar
Edge Guerrero
Posts: 8326
Joined: Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:14 am
Reputation: 3076
Location: Smackdown Hotel at "the corner of Know Your Role Blvd

Postby Edge Guerrero » Sat Aug 19, 2023 4:27 pm

- I don drink.:(
- I rent this space for advertising

Don't be selfish, preserve this world for the next generations.

I'll never long for what might have been
Regret won't waste my life again
I won't look back I'll fight to remain

User avatar
Joe Mama
Posts: 246
Joined: Fri Mar 07, 2014 8:00 pm
Reputation: 261

Postby Joe Mama » Sun Aug 20, 2023 1:27 am

Then make a STRONG mushroom tea and shoot that.

Bonus points for tonight when DC is commentating and Joe drops the N-Word. (Nasty)

Im coming back from both.

User avatar
Edge Guerrero
Posts: 8326
Joined: Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:14 am
Reputation: 3076
Location: Smackdown Hotel at "the corner of Know Your Role Blvd

Postby Edge Guerrero » Sun Aug 20, 2023 12:35 pm

- World class (insert martial art)
- I rent this space for advertising

Don't be selfish, preserve this world for the next generations.

I'll never long for what might have been
Regret won't waste my life again
I won't look back I'll fight to remain

User avatar
Masato
Site Admin
Posts: 18362
Joined: Mon Jun 25, 2012 3:16 pm
Reputation: 8252

Postby Masato » Tue Aug 22, 2023 6:20 pm

What if he uses it multiple times all at once?

"Oooh, nasty! Look how nasty that is! Right there, that is nasty, SO nasty! I've felt that before, believe me it is a nasty technique. Ooh, looka that replay! Nasty, nasty, nasty."

I'd be done for the night lol

User avatar
theraskal
Posts: 1102
Joined: Wed Mar 29, 2023 4:41 pm
Reputation: 377

Postby theraskal » Wed Aug 23, 2023 10:25 pm

after aspiring to improve my situation that of a Gentleman of Leisure and Refined Character I only drink in Moderation these days

excessive drinking is for LOWbred CURS taking pleasure in CHEAP quantity over slow-slipping reasonably priced QUALITY

User avatar
Masato
Site Admin
Posts: 18362
Joined: Mon Jun 25, 2012 3:16 pm
Reputation: 8252

Postby Masato » Thu Aug 24, 2023 12:01 am

theraskal wrote:after aspiring to improve my situation that of a Gentleman of Leisure and Refined Character I only drink in Moderation these days

excessive drinking is for LOWbred CURS taking pleasure in CHEAP quantity over slow-slipping reasonably priced QUALITY


Daniel Cormier is disappoint

Image

User avatar
theraskal
Posts: 1102
Joined: Wed Mar 29, 2023 4:41 pm
Reputation: 377

Postby theraskal » Thu Aug 24, 2023 1:09 am

^LOL :mrgreen:

User avatar
theraskal
Posts: 1102
Joined: Wed Mar 29, 2023 4:41 pm
Reputation: 377

Postby theraskal » Thu Aug 24, 2023 1:13 am

....and I would like to add that I'm rather a FAN of DC and his MAGNIFICENT Man of the People Shape which is an INSPIRATION to the Common Chap that he too can enjoy life's finer things and still move with Lemur-type Finesse!

User avatar
Joe Mama
Posts: 246
Joined: Fri Mar 07, 2014 8:00 pm
Reputation: 261

Postby Joe Mama » Sat Sep 02, 2023 3:07 am

Masato wrote:What if he uses it multiple times all at once?

"Oooh, nasty! Look how nasty that is! Right there, that is nasty, SO nasty! I've felt that before, believe me it is a nasty technique. Ooh, looka that replay! Nasty, nasty, nasty."

I'd be done for the night lol


If that happened, my mangina would implode long enough to birth the son of Stimpy.

It would be the utmost unpleasurable yet satisfying experience. Kind of like your very first ejaculation.


Return to “Super Dojo”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 256 guests