Marketing is terrible

[penxv]

Part of a security shift that I took last night got livestreamed poorly by a local news station.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_ ... om%2F&_rdr

This fridge was supposed to get unlocked remotely after the Browns won but it didn't. The promotion chicks didn't know how to open it. One of them was farting around with the padlock that was there for aesthetic reasons while an army of drunk idiots were yelling "Dilly, dilly" at me. I had to turn the thing around, there was a contraption.

Anyways... it was a bad idea for a lot of reasons.

[Masato]

LOL hilarious

Just smash it open!!!!

Nothing more dangerous that disappointing a riled up drunken room full of football fans

That's you in the red hat, no?

[Masato]

Video on my end was super choppy btw.

Funny though, thanks for the story

I'm surprised they didn't riot

Are you a bouncer at that place?

[penxv]

I don't work there regularly but ill get a text sometimes if they know they're going to be swamped.

Football is an insane cult that props up an equally insane education system. It's still nice to see the Browns do well, though.

[Masato]

what does 'dilly dilly' mean?

[penxv]

It's from bud light commercials. I don't think it means anything.

[penxv]

Damn.

Browns are going to be interesting this year.

[Megaterio Llamas]

It looks like the camera gives out right before you remove the chain Penxv. I'm glad you were able to free the Bud Light in the end though, those people seemed thirsty

[Megaterio Llamas]

Wait a minute. Why are the Browns playing in March?

[penxv]

It looks like the camera gives out right before you remove the chain Penxv. I'm glad you were able to free the Bud Light in the end though, those people seemed thirsty

The news is fucking bullshit.