Winnson wrote:The last time I went to the mainland was with DB. I got food poisoning and spray painted the back wall washroom of a KFC with my poop because I don't know how to aim at a squatter.
DB, have you been back since our trip? I haven't. I'm scared the Chinese police will remember that incident.
Seriously, how the hell do you poop in one of these things?
Here are some instructions on how to use a Chinese toilet. Good fucking luck. I just shit all over the wall so I didn't get any on my clothes, LOL!
I have mastered the art of the squat shit. Gotta get real deep.
Shantaram might be my favourite book.