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Telemarketers

Postby Joe Mama » Wed May 15, 2019 6:03 pm

Ahhhhh yes,

Everyone's favorite entity in the entire world - the dreaded telemarketer. ALWAYS striking at the most inopportune times, spoofing their numbers, wasting your time...

Well, here recently I have found a rather entertaining way of dealing with them.

Soundboards.

Yes, imagine being screamed at by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket. Or gently ramped up from Joe Pesci only to be threatened with a severe ass whooping. How about Donald Trump berating you or Mr. Rogers asking you if you do pee pee in the potty?

All of these pre-recorded (on demand) phrases can be found at http://www.realmofdarkness.net/sb/soundboards

Of course it helps to have a pair of over the ear headphones to press against the mouthpiece of your phone too. But whoah, what a fun way to have yourself quickly taken off of their call lists (other than 'opting out') - I can honestly say that my calls HAVE in fact dwindled since I have employed this method of entertainment. Whats even better is when they start to talk shit back not knowing what is happening! :lol:

That and the "What? Are you fucking 12?" comments from your significant other as you giggle like a little school girl when you answer an unknown number from here on out.

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Postby Masato » Thu May 16, 2019 2:54 pm

Hey Joe

This is fucking hilarious, I'm playing with the Arnold Schwarzenegger one; "Answer immediately!"

Wonder if its possible to take these clips and import them into a video editor. I could make some thangs with this stuff, lol (learning to edit vids)

I just wrapped a fun project with Joe Mama last week, but I can't post it cuz it gives away my secret identity :D

You got paid right Joe?

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Postby Joe Mama » Thu May 16, 2019 4:17 pm

I did my brother :) (Thank you again)

Stellar job on the post production! Again, always a pleasure working with you and helping bring your creations to the next level!

I too would be curious on how to 'export' these sound bytes. Some of them are golden :lol:


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