Yesterday one of my favorite friends got hauled off to jail. 20 days.
MotherFUCKERS.
He got pinched like way over a year ago for driving without a license, and this sucked him into an endless drama of court dates, home-arrest, and basically being dragged around on a leash by the legal system. He was late for home-arrest one night (have to be at home after 7pm every day or something like that), so they fuckin busted in later that night and cuffed him and things got more stupid from there.
He started talkin some 'Free-Man-On-The-Land' jive, and I suppose the judge didn't like that too much and layed the legal smackdown on him.
I spoke to my friend the day before; he knew he had a court date but was optimistic that it would be nearing the end of it all and he could finally get his life back. The idea he would be going to jail was the furthest thing from his mind.
What sucks the most imo is that 1) he is full-on vegan. ZERO animal products (including dairy) and is paranoid of bad water. He has been eating/drinking like this for years. In the pen they will likely serve him tapwater and chicken fuckin nuggets, lol brutha's gonna starve in there
Also, he is a half-assed rastafarian, and I bet they'll shave off his dreads.
Below are some shirts he made from the first time he had to have a mugshot taken. Who woulda thunk it would come to this
FREE CHANNY




