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Postby Benwahwah » Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:35 am

Lord Vutulaki wrote:Access to waterways? I think all the colonial powers had that bruv.

I reckon their history of bare knuckle boxing comes into it, all other Euros (Yes Swedes included) were terrified of facing them in close quarter combat which happened a lot between naval powers.

That and their trolling skills, let me know if you want me to elaborate but I think you know the deal.


Trolling skills? I don't know what you're talking about dude.

Vutulaki-san

Postby Vutulaki-san » Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:47 am

Divide and conquer.

From indian maharajahs to Fijian tribes my family has seen it all.

Nothing wrong about what you did, name a colonial power who's niceties matched those of the British's.

Well played I tip my turban and spear to you sers. *wobbles head*

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Postby Benwahwah » Mon Jul 20, 2015 7:07 am

The Indians constantly get their own back with me now. My surname is Rudd and they constantly mispronounce it as Rude. The fucking cunts, it instantly put me in a foul mood when I either ring a call centre or am called by a call centre and they say that shit.

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Postby Megaterio Llamas » Mon Jul 20, 2015 7:16 am

Lord Vutulaki wrote:Access to waterways? I think all the colonial powers had that bruv.

I reckon their history of bare knuckle boxing comes into it, all other Euros (Yes Swedes included) were terrified of facing them in close quarter combat which happened a lot between naval powers.

That and their trolling skills, let me know if you want me to elaborate but I think you know the deal.


Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World had a terrific scene in it at the end of close quarter fighting between English and French sailors. Terrific stuff, really first rate movie. Aussie Russell Crowe is the captain - I'm not a huge fan but he works well enough in this role. A Napoleonic Anglo-French naval clash in the Pacific off Patagonia. Also stars Paul Bettany.




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Postby penxv » Mon Jul 20, 2015 9:54 am

Lord Vutulaki wrote:I reckon its the English, kicked everyone's ass.

They have no other redeeming features.

Their cuisine would make you sick if I told you about it, dont look up bubble and squeak or jellied eel its not for the feint hearted.

You could give the above you a starving Cantonese market stall dog and the mutt wouldnt eat it.

Bangers and mash is good but the etymology of the name "bangers" ruins it.


"Faint hearted" if we're correcting English in this thread. Feint is something else.

Vutulaki-san

Postby Vutulaki-san » Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:01 am

well spotted, indeed it is.

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Postby Som-Pong » Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:11 pm

You win the prize or being 5h3 bitch of a jew.

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Postby Winnson » Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:43 pm

I could just feint from all the excitement!

But then I'd follow up with a solid one two when you weren't expecting it.

#BreakThatNose #FeintsWinFights #NavalBattle #GrammarNazi #WhenDidThePoundKeyBecomeaHashtag #Twitter

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Postby Vutulaki-san » Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:42 pm

penxv wrote:
Lord Vutulaki wrote:I reckon its the English, kicked everyone's ass.

They have no other redeeming features.

Their cuisine would make you sick if I told you about it, dont look up bubble and squeak or jellied eel its not for the feint hearted.

You could give the above you a starving Cantonese market stall dog and the mutt wouldnt eat it.

Bangers and mash is good but the etymology of the name "bangers" ruins it.


"Faint hearted" if we're correcting English in this thread. Feint is something else.


This is the worst insult ive ever had on the Internet. Not only is it from a foreigner but none other than one of these famously stupid Ameritards.

Nothing personal Penxv my man but stereotypes exist for a reason.


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