Jail Stories

[Som-Pong]

Does anyone have any? I've never done proper time since I'm white. And only been busted for silly shit whilst drunk out of mind. Never got caught for anything sober.

I know some wanker here has some...

[Vutulaki-san]

Yeah I just posted one and almost got my family member in some serious shit over it.

What do you want to hear? what happens when you first get in? funny shit? fights? worst fucker in there (always a white dude)

[Som-Pong]

Worst Fucker in there!
Supposedly the baddest motherfucker in Sweden is an Iranian homosexual...

[Vutulaki-san]

Ah well there was a guy mid 40's in Long Bay goal who would pressure young dudes (skinny white graffiti types) to let him suck their cocks then once he finished he would pressure them into returning the favour or beat the shit out of them.
This didnt happen behind closed doors either, cunt pulled that shit in front of us aleit behind a ping pong table he up ended.

There was a tongan guy who my co-offender was scared of and my coey was a HW kick boxer Tongan himself who ended up killing a maori with a single punch. I was at the coroners findings thingy and the coroner said se had only ever seen that kind of blunt force trauma in mining accidents before and that the guy was dead before he hit the ground. Gets better the maori ripped my mates eyeball out before my mate killed him, im guessing the other Tongan dude could fight but I never spoke to him except when he asked me really nicely for one of my chocolates I bought from the canteen.