The rogan board photoshop thread

[Canuckster]

THE RULES:

1. Do whatever the fuck you want.

More specifically, animations, videos, MS Paint disasters -whatever the fuck you want is permissible. If you actually want a shot at Rogan Board glory though, you should probably at least try to be funny and creative.

2. Plagiarists and cheaters will be banned.

You can submit as many entries as you want and sometime after 5PM PDT on Friday evening I will pick the top three entries based on my own highly biased criteria.

THE PRIZES:

First Prize:

1,000 pennies (payable via PayPal only). Hey it may not be a lot, but only The Rogan Board is willing to pay you cash money for photoshopping cocks onto people's heads... and let's face it, that's something you were going to do anyway.

One Rogan Board "Get Out of Jail Free" card. This gives you the ability to unban or unpink one member of The Rogan Board (Rogan bans and pinks excluded). This is not transferable and expires if not used within 48 hours.

This prize may be exchanged for the ability to re-pink/re-ban a member who was previously freed by a Rogan Board Photoshop Challenge.

Current members unbanned by a Photoshop Challenge: rdavis, llaws
Current members unpinked by a Photoshop Challenge: talkingtomonkey, Humphrey

Second Prize:

A Voodoo Chicken pos rep. Honestly, this is the only prize worth competing for here. Not only are my pos reps both eloquent and hysterical in content, but they are worth 1,000 times the points of any poster here... only have a measely three green dots? You can't seriously Rogan Board like that!

Now's your chance to show Joe Rogan's internets just how well liked you really are! A single Voodoo Chicken pos rep has been known to propel members to legendary status and add at least three dots to your puny rep bar.

Note: This prize can also take the form of the infamous "AIDS bar" upon request.

Third Prize:

A harshly worded personalized private message from Voodoo Chicken himself! Let's face the facts here people... you suck. After all, third place is just another word for "loser" because you sure as hell didn't win.

Therefore, I will personally craft a harshly worded private message especially for you in which I will painstakingly detail exactly what it is I hate about you and why you are a failure.

THIS WEEK'S SOURCE IMAGES:

I'm gonna be honest with you guys... choosing a source image for this shit is actually the hardest part... it has to be interesting or unusual and just gay enough to keep you guys interested. So this week, we're doing something special. Instead of just one source image -I am giving you guys a choice... feel free to pick one and go nuts... or photoshop both... or photoshop one into the other... or do nothing and claim that Metatron has the whole thing in the bag anyway.

The first photo is of Bill Clinton and George W. Bush laughing over their plans for world domination -which is a perfectly acceptable Photoshop Challenge source pic. Of course, I realize this doesn't have much homo-erotic potential though -so I am also including a half naked pic of Joey Diaz.

Enjoy.