This Unicorn Changed How I Shit

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Dude... I don't like mean to but...
Without the garden hose (British colloquial in the far eastern parts is bumgun) I really don't feel fresh down there.
Was having a rather frank discussion (that shit saves time, you passive aggressive cunts should try it) regarding her 4 year old sons toilet habits. We stumbled upon or rather I FORCED it down her PAKI throat, that not using water after shitting is fucking barbaric.