Vutu’s little grass shack - This is the homemade garage gym. The kind where all the equipment is rusty, and the handles have been wrapped in bits of off cut carpet. In the corner is some liquid that could either be car oil, or something else a lot less unsavoury, but you’re too scared to put your finger in and find out.
The people that frequented this dump were Vutu and Galt. Some people may consider them as ‘Dumb, and Dumber’, but I like to think of them as Vladimir and Estragon from Waiting for Godot.
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^This exactly describes the "gym" here at this Cuban resort. Minus the bucket of goo. Looks like my old high school gym.
People say they all want the truth, but when they are confronted with a truth that disagrees with them, they balk at it as if it were an unwanted zombie apocalypse come to destroy civilization.
Benwahwah wrote:Vutu’s little grass shack - This is the homemade garage gym. The kind where all the equipment is rusty, and the handles have been wrapped in bits of off cut carpet. In the corner is some liquid that could either be car oil, or something else a lot less unsavoury, but you’re too scared to put your finger in and find out.
The people that frequented this dump were Vutu and Galt. Some people may consider them as ‘Dumb, and Dumber’, but I like to think of them as Vladimir and Estragon from Waiting for Godot.
Good one. I am now working with the only man to own two complete dodo skeletons, each valued at 5 million pounds. Might ask him for visa assistance.
How's the weight loss going? Shahanananah was sniping at ya and I didn't like that. Watched last weeks UFC with Marcu last night.
Canuckster wrote:^This exactly describes the "gym" here at this Cuban resort. Minus the bucket of goo. Looks like my old high school gym.
It's the breeding ground of the greatest. Also diet butcher was posting.
Som-Pong wrote:Canuckster wrote:^This exactly describes the "gym" here at this Cuban resort. Minus the bucket of goo. Looks like my old high school gym.
It's the breeding ground of the greatest. Also diet butcher was posting.
hahahahahahahahaha!
Oh fuck im tried all of a sudden, its something terminal I swear. Terminal I tell ya!
Maybe Ill start a go-fund me or something when I have the energy.
Vutulaki wrote:Som-Pong wrote:Canuckster wrote:^This exactly describes the "gym" here at this Cuban resort. Minus the bucket of goo. Looks like my old high school gym.
It's the breeding ground of the greatest. Also diet butcher was posting.
hahahahahahahahaha!
Oh fuck im tried all of a sudden, its something terminal I swear. Terminal I tell ya!
Maybe Ill start a go-fund me or something when I have the energy.
Are boy.you fucking with me? Ghost
Som-Pong wrote:Vutulaki wrote:Som-Pong wrote:It's the breeding ground of the greatest. Also diet butcher was posting.
hahahahahahahahaha!
Oh fuck im tried all of a sudden, its something terminal I swear. Terminal I tell ya!
Maybe Ill start a go-fund me or something when I have the energy.
Are boy.you fucking with me? Ghost
huh? try that again, number one rule when drunk posting, one finger only with one eye closed. I wrote the book on it.
Benwahwah wrote:Vutu’s little grass shack - This is the homemade garage gym. The kind where all the equipment is rusty, and the handles have been wrapped in bits of off cut carpet. In the corner is some liquid that could either be car oil, or something else a lot less unsavoury, but you’re too scared to put your finger in and find out.
The people that frequented this dump were Vutu and Galt. Some people may consider them as ‘Dumb, and Dumber’, but I like to think of them as Vladimir and Estragon from Waiting for Godot.
I forgot about that place! I worked out there for a short time, but mostly just to return the pail of some liquid Vutu left at my place, and to steal his WD40. Actually I never intended to steal, just borrow it, but no one was around so wtf.
I'll bring it back soon Vutu, don't worry. Some of the customers have been complaining about you passing out and vomiting on the mats again by the way
You guys have totally fucked this up, thanks.
Im gonna go start a new thread (again) please dont post there.
Hey masato bro, why dont you just make a new subforum just for me? Ill put serious money on it that ill get more views than anyone else in our retarded loser corner of the interwebs
Im gonna go start a new thread (again) please dont post there.
Hey masato bro, why dont you just make a new subforum just for me? Ill put serious money on it that ill get more views than anyone else in our retarded loser corner of the interwebs
Oh BTW Masato, this made me think of you.
I was at the gym earlier, commercial POS gym FILLED with gooks training in polo tees (at least they stay in the machine area) also the gook chics are ALL deadlifting now trying to grow asses. Anyway I digress there's this UFC BJJ Fucktard practising shrimping on the floor between my bench and his today. Shrimping as in getting out of side control into FG (at least thats what I used it for)
How fucking lame is that?????????
I was at the gym earlier, commercial POS gym FILLED with gooks training in polo tees (at least they stay in the machine area) also the gook chics are ALL deadlifting now trying to grow asses. Anyway I digress there's this UFC BJJ Fucktard practising shrimping on the floor between my bench and his today. Shrimping as in getting out of side control into FG (at least thats what I used it for)
How fucking lame is that?????????
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