Why the fuck do Japanese girls make that high-pitched noise

[Vutulaki-san]

This is why I can't watch Japanese porn. That and the bitches don't shave.

Welcome aboard, sorry for voting you down before you even posted.

Its not you its me.

How are you?

[Count Iblis]

I'm amazing. How are you?

[Vutulaki-san]

Most splendid. So what brings you around these parts?

Enjoyed your stay so far?

Be well now.

[Count Iblis]

Most splendid. So what brings you around these parts?

Enjoyed your stay so far?

Be well now.

Found out about the place from evilyoshida.com.

[Som-Pong]

Don't promote other websites here fuckface.

[Vutulaki-san]

Most splendid. So what brings you around these parts?

Enjoyed your stay so far?

Be well now.

Found out about the place from evilyoshida.com.

Well excellent Dear Chap, how is Master Evil doing these days? I hear he was in but a spot of bother with dwindling member and viewer rates but you know gossip in these parts my dear man, must be taken but with a pinch of salt, Himalayan and well within its used by date otherwise I might be forced into the most rowdy of protestations!

So for what reason do we owe the pleasure of your company? Are you just passing through? or is there a purpose to your delightful presence? I do hope there are not some more sinister motives at play? POh for now I shall take it all in utmost good faith kind Sir.

Do stick around as there is much to see and do all that one would require is a dollop of gumption and a little elbow grease.

Sincerely your Lord
Vutulaki

[Count Iblis]

Very sinister motives, I'm afraid. Let's not dwell on such distasteful matters. Cheerio m'lord.

[Vutulaki-san]

Well toot toot you are such a scandalous fellow arent you? quite the devil indeed.

I look forward to many a harrowing encounter between us kind Sir, harrowing that is, for you.

Come along now.

[Count Iblis]

Harrowing? Cool. I like farming.

[Vutulaki-san]

harrowing
ˈharəʊɪŋ/
adjective
acutely distressing.
"a harrowing film about racism and violence