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[Turanian Trashtalker]

Do Hannahs people really eat that badly at times in America? They do here. I grew up with kids who ate ketchup sandwiches, made sandwiches out of the stuffing from roast chickens, bolganaise sauce sandwiches fucking potato scollops (imitation sea scollops) etc

Lebanese kids ate pretty bad too but much healthier

Anglo food is so fucking bland and flavorless... Almost hurts your mouth thinking about it.

What's really weird is that they have some of the best chefs of all time (Korea doesn't even have a single Michelin restaurant... Ror) ... but their native cuisine is SHIT, to the point where curry is the national dish of England.

They have literally zero excuse being the largest empire throughout all of history.

[Som-Pong]

Thank fuck for Thai food.

[Turanian Trashtalker]

Swedish food is better. It's the ideal peasant fare.

[Turanian Trashtalker]

Traditional Swedish nigger cake (negertårta):







Legend has it that this cake was commissioned by King Gustavus Adolphus in 1621 to commemorate the defeat of a Moorish Ottoman regiment by Swedish and Polish soldiers at the Battle of Khotyn. The fondant is made from cracked wheat mixed with salty black licorice, boiled together with crushed almond skins and burnt sugar.

The red color of the "negerkött", or nigger flesh, comes from red beet juice; because the starving Ottoman soldiers subsisted on the red beets from looted Polish fields when they were being blockaded by the Polish army. However, being ignorant n***ers, they were totally unaware that red beets provide almost no caloric energy, thereby leading to their starvation and eventual defeat. To this day, every year, on the anniversary of the Battle of Khotyn, the Swedes bake and consume a ceremonial negro in honor of the emaciated, ugly black corpses that once littered the fields of Poland.

This cake is considered highly controversial by the international community, and is currently being investigated by the UN Human Rights Council.

[Vutulaki-san]

Red beet =/= sugar beet?

[Vutulaki-san]

Do Hannahs people really eat that badly at times in America? They do here. I grew up with kids who ate ketchup sandwiches, made sandwiches out of the stuffing from roast chickens, bolganaise sauce sandwiches fucking potato scollops (imitation sea scollops) etc

Lebanese kids ate pretty bad too but much healthier

Anglo food is so fucking bland and flavorless... Almost hurts your mouth thinking about it.

What's really weird is that they have some of the best chefs of all time (Korea doesn't even have a single Michelin restaurant... Ror) ... but their native cuisine is SHIT, to the point where curry is the national dish of England.

They have literally zero excuse being the largest empire throughout all of history.

I think the Michelin grade system is biased AF. IIRC it was started by the tyre company when they rolled out the first road maps to give it more content.

Their chef rating system is sound but the restaurant rating system takes into account bullshit like ambience and decor.

IDGAF about ambience and decore just the food.

[Vutulaki-san]

http://listovative.com/top-10-best-chef ... rld-today/

Its a great system for European chefs

Lets see one of them tackle a traditional southern indian curry, pho, thai yellow curry, cheese buldak etc

They can shove their braised lamb shanks with lemon esparence dressed cous cous up their asses

[Vutulaki-san]

Swedish food is better. It's the ideal peasant fare.

Doesn't look too bad. Looks like IKEA food

[Som-Pong]

Never heard about Nigger cake. We have Negerbollar in abundance though, Nigger Balls.

Red beet? Rodbeta for fan. Beta Vulgaris in Latin. It's good but turns your piss red.

Swedish food is not better than Thai food. I do miss kottfarslimpa though.

What the fuck is a cheese bulldog?

Shut your mouth, that is kottbullar med lingonsylt och graddsas.

[Turanian Trashtalker]

Never heard about Nigger cake.

How come you ain't never heard about the nigger cake?

You sure you is Swedish, bruv?

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