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Does anyone have a stream for this epic game in 1 1/2 hours? Can't give you live updates making fun of Emily Yoshida without source material!
All these new "sports" channels are going to force me to get cable again. SECnetwork, NBCSports, FS1. smh.
Seems Ben has gotten into the Patriotic spirit and hung the Union Jack Flag in front of his council House in Tower Hamlets.
Ben aka Bromley Batman has also decided to change into his old proper Military Dress uniform. Emily Yoshida has always said the BRITS have the best looking Seamen he has ever seen.
I will take Emily's word for it. She seems like an expert in this field!
I can not believe the BRITS "bottled it" like Ben would say to the Japanese team. To score an Own goal in stoppage time has to be heartbreaking for a Country that just can't perform on the international stage in soccer.
My heart goes out to Laura Bassett who was showing some Paul Gascoigne type emotion herewith the defeat.
If anyone remembers the last time an own goal happened that had as much ramifications as this one the year was 94 with Columbia vs. USA in the mens world cup.
Andres Escobar (no relation to pablo) scored an own goal against the Yanks and was killed a month later. Their were many factors that lead to this discussed it the money and they are fascinating whether you are a sports fan or not.
Easily the best 30 for 30 that ESPN has picked up and maybe the most POWERFUL and EMOTIONAL sports documentary I have ever seen.
The Yanks had passed the BRITS in Women's soccer a very long time ago but it's safe to say they have passed them in Men's as well.
This has to be very tough to swallow considering how Soccer crazy that country is and that they invented the damn sport! It was only a matter of time.
We have basically been kicking the BRITS ass since the Revolutionary War when it involved something we cared about. Deal With IT.
Maybe it's for the best anyway. We get the showdown everyone wanted. The rematch from 2011 World Cup Final. Japan VS. USA. SUNDAY.
I hope you are paying attention Emily Yoshida. Those untrustworthy faces are going to expose you and your fast twitch muscle theory once and for all!
Excellent Masterson! I just hope the Japs and Emily Yoshida know that it's going to more than just a wrench that gets thrown at them on Sunday. You could almost they are going to bring everything but the kitchen sink!
I don't care how many "fast twitch muscle fibers" and visuospatial skills they supposedly possess they will not be able to withstand the attack that the Americans are bringing.
This is going to make the Bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki 70 years ago look like some fireworks. You better believe that the bombing of Pearl Harbor by these monsters will still be fresh on these brave players minds.
The only difference is this won't be some cowardly Matt Abbott type of sneak attack and they will have had plenty of time to know what is coming. Not that it will matter.
I'm not sure you are prepared but I have set up shop in this thread in case you need your license for Sunday. THERE WILL BE BLOOD.
We need to have a representative in whatever back woods, sister fucking Midwestern town you live in case they try to retreat and use guerrilla tactics like the Viet Cong.
These oriental savages will stop at nothing to get the results they want with their Brutality making ISIS look like nothing but a church choir.
Flatus Fowler wrote:This has got to be eating up EY. Poor bloke.
The hell with that guys "feelings." He's one of the biggest cunts I have ever seen on the internet with his mocking of dead kids or any tragedy that happens in the West.
Yet when something happens in the East or to animal it's "so sad" or "nothing to joke about." This guy tried this shit with his alt kungfool in the Taiwanese Rap concert thread a few days ago.
That was horrible. Not even worth joking about.
No Emily it is worth joking about and why I made a big thread about it. Hypocrite.
Besides I'm sure he is pretty stoked about England taking the third place medal in the thrilling game today against Germany. They hit a beautiful PK that proved to be the winner in the first half of extra time.
Very happy to see CTsar laying out some bait for Emily Yoshida whether it was on purpose or not. Emily recognized this and avoided it for awhile knowing full well about this thread. Masato has told me has been lurking daily.
He responded in typical Emily vague style a little later. Between this and that thread about the dog getting high I don't see how anyone takes him seriously anyone. That is if anyone did in the first place.
But I can see how an Asiaphile who lives in Shropshire would not be gutted and conflicted right now. I do know from my sources that he has sent this motivational poster to the American team hoping they won't show up on Wednesday.
