Marital Sex Spreadsheet

[Masato]

Not mine, lol:

(but may as well be) :)

[Som-Pong]

That's got to suck. I was out in Klong Toey with a Khmer girl Thursday night. She wants me to play baby daddy to her half-Korean son. Not happening. Might give her a half-Swedish bastard though.

[Señor Penis]

Sadly, this happens in 100% of marriages. That's why massage parlors were invented.

[Som-Pong]

Any country without legalized and socially accepted prostitution is anti-male.

[Luigi]

Did you read the story that does with this? The husband emailed this to his wife half an hour before she had to board a flight to go on a long trip and didnt answer his phone when she tried to call him lol

[Masato]

Hey, the dude is getting laid average of twice a month.

That's better than most unmarried blokes I reckon!

[Masato]

Did you read the story that does with this? The husband emailed this to his wife half an hour before she had to board a flight to go on a long trip and didnt answer his phone when she tried to call him lol

LOL I didn't know that

I was gonna forge another spreadsheet made by the wife for all the times she asked him to do shit and he turned her down, lol You could cross-reference the dates and all her responses to HIS spreadsheet would make sense, lol

What a bastard
:D

[Luigi]

Ya I didnt like how petty and passive aggressive that was, pretty womanish imo. But I can emphasize with the guy as my gf only wants the D like twice a week and that shit is frustrating lol

[Masato]

Twice a week is pretty good bro :D take it

[Som-Pong]

I prefer around 4 days a week. If I'm with a girl that doesn't agree with that I look elsewhere for release.