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This Unicorn Changed How I Shit

Postby Joe Mama » Fri Oct 09, 2015 3:05 pm






Serious point and serious product in a not so serious fashion?

I LOLed.
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Postby Joe Mama » Fri Oct 09, 2015 3:13 pm

On the real though, I am half tempted to get one of these for my house.
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Postby Canuckster » Fri Oct 09, 2015 3:46 pm

Just use a small plastic stepstool
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Postby Winnson » Fri Oct 09, 2015 4:27 pm

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This is a squatty potty in China.

I understand the reasoning behind it, but can't use one to save my life. I can't aim for shit, literally.

I might get one of those step things to emulate it with the safe surrounds of a sit down toilet, and eventually maybe train myself to go 'no seat' so I can go back to the mainland again.

Ask Diet Butcher what happened the last time I tried to use a squatty potty in China, LOL!
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Postby Winnson » Fri Oct 09, 2015 5:03 pm

I have a lot of ambitions before I complete this life, and now, thanks to this thread, a top priority is learning how to squat poop.

I've had to a few times in China and completely missed the mark by so much it is not even funny. That is it. I will learn how to squatty potty within 3.5 years.

That's a promise, and it's all thanks to this thread.

I will report on my progress in 2020 - hopefully not with pictures.
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Postby Masato » Fri Oct 09, 2015 5:09 pm

Winnson wrote:Image

This is a squatty potty in China.

I understand the reasoning behind it, but can't use one to save my life. I can't aim for shit, literally.

I might get one of those step things to emulate it with the safe surrounds of a sit down toilet, and eventually maybe train myself to go 'no seat' so I can go back to the mainland again.

Ask Diet Butcher what happened the last time I tried to use a squatty potty in China, LOL!



My wife saw these in Morocco and also commented how she couldn't figure it out. I said it made sense as you don't have to sit on no greasy public toilet, but then she questioned how you use it with underwear on.

The conversation kinda ended there.
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Postby Joe Mama » Fri Oct 09, 2015 5:23 pm

Winnson wrote:Image

This is a squatty potty in China.

I understand the reasoning behind it, but can't use one to save my life. I can't aim for shit, literally.

I might get one of those step things to emulate it with the safe surrounds of a sit down toilet, and eventually maybe train myself to go 'no seat' so I can go back to the mainland again.

Ask Diet Butcher what happened the last time I tried to use a squatty potty in China, LOL!


ROFL!!! My first experience with one of these was back in the Navy when I was on the boarding party for ships that we intercepted. The only difference was they had a hose dangling nearby as opposed to a bowl of water
LOL

BYOTP was one of the necessities of being on the boarding party.
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Postby Canuckster » Fri Oct 09, 2015 5:35 pm

I tried this with a stepstool today. Heh, stepstool


Anyways so I says to Mabel, I says.


It worked ok, I don't Have a problem pooping most of the time. I will do it next time I'm constipated.
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Postby Som-Pong » Fri Oct 09, 2015 10:55 pm

Ya'll white people can't even shit right. I actually do not shit at work since they only have toilet paper and no water source, nasty shit. I wish I hadn't lost my old camera, had some pictures of the toilet in the jungle temple. That was extra special happy fun time.
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Postby Joe Mama » Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:18 am

Som-Pong wrote:Ya'll white people can't even shit right. I actually do not shit at work since they only have toilet paper and no water source, nasty shit. I wish I hadn't lost my old camera, had some pictures of the toilet in the jungle temple. That was extra special happy fun time.



That sort of resonates on a discussion I heard in regards to bidets.
People were discussing the 'pros/cons/unknowns' and it came down to a simple comment -

"Ive never met someone who has gone from using TP to a bidet who had wished they could go back to the ass paper"


Makes sense.

But without the garden hose
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