Postby Som-Pong » Sat Apr 18, 2015 6:22 am
Because I had not yet arrived, I'm pretty much the Delirious Conor McGillicuddy of forums. I just spam the shit out of any forum, that's why mods love me.
Heh, I remember hanging out with a buddy who was waaay into pro-wrestling, he always took the "best" character at everything, if it was TMNT he'd be fucking Leonardo, Pro Wrasslin he'd be Hulk Hogan or Brett Hart. Basketball it'd be Jordan or Penny Hardaway. He got diagnosed for assburgers at like age 14 or some shit, now he can't do shit. I blame the meds, dude was a smart, funny and talented kid. His dad was a doctor sponsored by the same pharmaceutical company (Lundbeck) as my father. To me it's kind of ironic that I got grounded for sniffing lighter fluid, getting into fights and stealing shit. He was put on medication. I reckon I turned out more well-adjusted, which isn't saying much.
Luigi, if one my friends would have done that to me growing up, we would have fought and perhaps ceased being friends/ You white 'merkans are weird. You don't fart or queef on a buddy and you don't shit on your significant other. On a side-note you don't mutilate the penis of your sons either.
