Masato has hired MMA.tv's Webmaster?

[Devil's Advocate]

WTF man, this place is crashing more than the UG, please fix.

[Anti D]

WTF man, this place is crashing more than the UG, please fix.

Excellent observation Devil's Advocate! In my opinion there are only two possible reasons behind this.

The first has to do with your forcing of Masato at gunpoint and through the threat of violence to his person to use the Google Bot/analytics system to make sure our threads were read.

While I agree 100% with what you were saying......."why would we want to bother making these threads if no one was going to read them" the hesitation from masato was because it supposedly went against everything he stood for in trying to do grow his website....................Organically.

Between this great Idea by yourself and the very odd and unexplained sudden influx of traffic when we went over the numbers by PM last week they were up 800%!

I really don't think he has the servers to handle a DA, daglord, and flatus fowler in one place!

Hopefully he makes some upgrades soon because I expect even more coming very soon when people start to hear that Flatus Fowler is posting here. The man has a following like Jesus Christ.

The second and most obvious reason is that we are under attack by The Shropshire Lad himself. He has proven recently that he will Do whatever it takes to protect the brand. If you try to harm the brand or stop his prolific posting you have mad an Adam Lanza type enemy that wants to make you pay for your sins.

[Devil's Advocate]

I'm sorry if I'm partially to blame for this, I only wanted what I thought was best for this place.


I welcome the great Flatus Fowler to this forum, his reputation precedes him. It is great to finally be a member of the same forum as him.

If you try to harm the brand or stop his prolific posting you have mad an Adam Lanza type enemy that wants to make you pay for your sins.

[Professor Diet Butcher]

I'm ON IT! Being the token Asian poster and all....

[Daglord]

just asking questions...

The site's connection already seems unstable. Are we being DDOS'd?

http://map.ipviking.com/

ATTACK ORIGINS:

China 268
Canada 28
USA 13

[Winnson]

I promise it's not me.

Diet Butcher?

[Anti D]

I promise it's not me.

Diet Butcher?

Diet butcher can't even figure out the situation with his avatar. I highly doubt he is capable of attacking the great Anarchy Zoooooone! You could almost say he is the most useless AZN ever....................right after Emily Yoshida.

We have a super tight security system that would make even the pentagon or NASA jealous.

[Professor Diet Butcher]

What can I say? I am a complete sham. :oops:

This is what I really do...

[Winnson]

Good looking avatar boss!

[Anti D]

Good looking avatar boss!

Thanks Winnson. It is a lama. It signifies elite level total troll dominance.....................or so I am told by Mr. Flatus Fowler.