ask a guy in ardmore oklahoma anything

[Canuckster]

ok, so here is the story behind the delorean,

im taing a course for work down here, the course instructor is born and raised in ardmore oklahoma but used to travel all over for work and is now teaching

apparently someone he knew (and he knows fucking everyone and im not kidding) was having a back to the future party at some church out here(and theres a lot of them) someone asked my instructor if he knew anyone with a delorean, and lo and behold he actually did.

The instructor tells us(doesnt ask) that "we have a deal to go do around 3 oclock" that day and we needed to come with him to help. the delorean wasnt running, its been stored in a garage under a cloth for the last 20 years, the last valid stick was still on the back license plate from 84. kep in mind that theres only actually 2 of us in this class this time around.

So 3 oclock comes along and sure enough we leave class and get there and the 3 of us push this car out of the garage and onto the trailer and deliver it to the church, go back to class and finish the day.

This morning comes along and I say "hey, how did you make out with that car last night" of course assuming others had helpe him deliver it back.

No one did, we had to go back today, pickup the trailer, redeliver the car back, thank christ no accidents with it, but were we going back to the class? oh no, we had "one more deal to go do"

We go over to the instructors property who has a sizable acreage not far from the school and he wheels out this 4 wheel rv deal that the 3 of us hop onto and go bombing around his property (which I have to admit was quite nice), whilst touring, we found the armadillo. and saw the deer, and were chased around by the neighbours goat herding dog, but that was inconsequential, we stayed in the rv because we had to watch out for rattlers. and cottonmouths.

we get back to the hangar, did I forget to mention he has a hangar and a plane with a runway strip on his property? well, he does. it starts raining. and we all get back in his truck

are we going back to the school? hell no, we have "one more deal to go do" so we drive about 15 minutes over to his friends property. now bear in mind, we met this gentleman previously on monday and had lunch with him. he has parkinsons but has recently had a operation that implanted 2 electrodes in his brain that he controls with a remote control that controls his tremors, it really was remarkable. somebody tell michael j fox for fuck sakes.

anyway, I digress, on the way over to his friends house, its pouring rain, and i mean pouring, everyone seemed very happy about this because there hasn't been much rain here since the oklahoma flooding earlier in the summer. anyway, on our way we drive by the Gene Autry museum. which i've been told is very cool and should visit this weekend.

so we get to his friends house and its still pouring, I didn't get out but the instructor does and we hook up a boat, drive back to the school and finish our day in class

this was my day,

[Masato]

that's more than 800 words, shithead

what's this about electrodes planted in dude's brain?

great tales man, what a crazy adventure

[Canuckster]

i put the 800 words in there for shitulaki


anyway, this guy has parkinsons, really bad, he showed us video of him before the operation. they drill 2 holes in your skull apparently, insert 2 electrodes into some very specific spots in your brain, 2 wires run out of your head, each to an electrode they put on your chest. and they activate them and it slows down his parkinsons by a large amount. 95-98% he has two remotes

he said he was awake for the operation.and it felt like an electric toothbrush on your head.

[Masato]

LOL

dem yanks, eh?

[Canuckster]

yee-haw if I was doing any better there would be two of me.


*actually heard in conversation**

[Som-Pong]

I suggest you just start stabbing.

[Canuckster]

naw,these are good people, just different, theres real friendship and loyalty here.

[Som-Pong]

Yeah. It is rare to see in the West after they abandoned Catholicism, people should stick with their traditional and homongous advantages. Why are Americans si annoying> They scale high as hell on the punchafeeling scale.

[Vutulaki-san]

Yeah American suck

[Canuckster]

Would you loan out a 1981 delorean with 500 miles on it to any one of your friends to stick on a trailer and drag to let a bunch of people you don't know stare at it for an evening?

That's trust right there.