How do Obese People Maintain Sanitary Arse?

[Masato]

I got banned once at a forum for asking this question...

I wasn't trying to be gross or offensive, I was genuinely curious.

Consider:

I am a relatively healthy person, with little excessive fat on me. Yet, After a shite when I reach around to my backside to wipe, there is VERY LITTLE ROOM TO SPARE around the arms/ribs/hips. Its a fair twist. I'm pretty flexible too, barring injury

So the way I see it, there could really not be very much excess fat needed before the arm can simply not anatomically reach the arse.

Yet I see people with much more fat than this all over the place.

Do these people really not clean after using the washroom? Do they carry some sort of 'wipe-selfie-stick'? Is fat so squishy that you can still reach? There are very few bedais here or whatever you call them...

Again, not trying to be gross or funny I seriously wanna know;

Are obese people unable to wipe themselves after washroom visits?

[Masato]

Sorry to all the fat peeps

I really got no problem with y'all, some great people
I have loved many (not always in a sexual way_)

[Benwahwah]

When I was at my biggest - 600 pounds - I wasn't able to wipe properly. Basically used the stick method like you mentioned (old chopstick with toilet paper wrapped round it). Also I would make sure that wherever possible I was having a bath after going to the toilet.

When I got down to about 500 pounds I realised I could wipe myself but it was a struggle. I'm now at about 350 pounds and it isn't a problem at all.

If anyone has any other questions I'm happy to field them.

[Professor Diet Butcher]

When I was at my biggest - 600 pounds - I wasn't able to wipe properly. Basically used the stick method like you mentioned (old chopstick with toilet paper wrapped round it). Also I would make sure that wherever possible I was having a bath after going to the toilet.

When I got down to about 500 pounds I realised I could wipe myself but it was a struggle. I'm now at about 350 pounds and it isn't a problem at all.

If anyone has any other questions I'm happy to field them.

Have you ever considered becoming a Sumo wrestler?

[Benwahwah]

I would have been a beast DB. I loved sumo when I was a kid, used to watch it on Channel 4 whenever I could. Also used to 'play' it at school on the playground. I was pretty fucking good.

[Professor Diet Butcher]

haha... you coulda probably done better than Akebono against Bob Sapp!

[greenseed]

I have thought of this too. I always figured they shower after whenever possible. Thanks for the insight Benwahwah & congrats on the loss.

[Som-Pong]

Come live with me in Thailand, we'll go on my sticky rice and chili paste diet. Went from 80kg to 66kg a year or so ago. Now I am back to a lean 80 :D

[Turanian Trashtalker]

When I was at my biggest - 600 pounds - I wasn't able to wipe properly. Basically used the stick method like you mentioned (old chopstick with toilet paper wrapped round it). Also I would make sure that wherever possible I was having a bath after going to the toilet.

When I got down to about 500 pounds I realised I could wipe myself but it was a struggle. I'm now at about 350 pounds and it isn't a problem at all.

If anyone has any other questions I'm happy to field them.

good job losing all that weight. serious bro.

[Som-Pong]

Kids should be forced to do bare-knuckle boxing an hour a day. This shit keeps you fit.
A friend of mine who just came over is a personal trainer and bodybuilder with a budding interest in MMA. He's been training for about a year now. I haven't done any training for 5 years and I played with him. Streetfighting is the shit dudes! But start with water polo.