Canadians develop new tech weapon against Indians

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Canadians develop new tech weapon against Indians

Postby Luigi » Thu May 15, 2025 5:37 am

In the ongoing Indian invasion of Canada an effective tactic of the Indians has been to only hire Indians, buy out local businesses, fire all the employees and great replace them with their invading forces. Walmart, Jeet Hortons, Subway, KFC, and burrito chains are frequently used in this fashion. With the other 95% of people who live there having little chance of ever getting a large portion of jobs it has seriously disrupted the local economy.

In their resistance efforts the Canadians employee their great weapon, the LMIA. This is not a drone or a hypersonic missile, it is the Labour Market Impact Assessment. Its an assessment that tries to enforce basic standards of hiring practices. For example, once you have hired a certain amount of foreigners you are only allowed to hire more if you can prove you tried to hire Canadians and none applied. The Indians strike back by flooding job sites with duplicate postings so that they can use the duplicate ads as evidence nobody applied. Some are too audacious for that however and simply keep hiring more Indians. When this happens, they can fail a LMIA and be faced with fines or suspended licenses.

The Canadian resistance's internet division has developed a new tool to give them an edge in the battle. I present to you, the LMIA report tracking map website:

https://lmiamap.ca/

It shows you exactly where businesses have had positive results, negative results, and very negative results. For each point on the map you can see the business' name and location. For this reason it now enables the locals to fight back by boycotting the Indians in a more systematic way.

General Sukhdeep Singh of the invading army had this to say about the development: "This is really racist, saar. Come for medium dubel dubel, do not resist, saar."
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Postby Edge Guerrero » Thu May 15, 2025 10:01 pm

- I thought its was a water gun:D
- I rent this space for advertising

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Postby Luigi » Sat May 17, 2025 5:25 am

Edge Guerrero wrote:- I thought its was a water gun:D

Unaffective: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skunk_(weapon)
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Postby Canuckster » Fri Jun 20, 2025 8:31 pm

I thought this was going to be about the bagpipes
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Postby Masato » Sat Jun 21, 2025 7:33 pm

I have seen some direct evidence that the LMIA process is super slack. There are so many that it impossible to vet each one to see if any of the info on the applications are true.
Form what I've learned, if you simply fill up the LMIA correctly, and show them a checklist of things whether true or false, the government will issue an LMIA. Then the new employee must start paying taxes on their paycheques.
If they continue to do this for a set period of time, they get permanent residence.

The government plan to flood Canada with unskilled immigrants with no English has become so obvious,
LMIA may seem like a filter but I think it may actually be a gateway.



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