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Postby Som-Pong » Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:02 am

555 mahadchudh...
A popular French saying is "Spanish is the language of peasants, German the language of pigs and French the language of men" Your grandpa had good reasons I reckon.

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Postby Vutulaki-san » Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:15 am

There are two ethncities I WISH would be able to hear their own langauge/accents from the perspective of outsiders.

French and Indians.

Indians are worse when they try and imitate the Aussie accent or try and pass of like they have one sounds like they are sucking cock.

The Cheese monkeys also need a "third ear" take on how they sound, "language of men"? seriously?

Throw in the Thais as part of the deal, those cunts sound like dial up internet fucking up.

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Postby Vutulaki-san » Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:15 am

There are two ethncities I WISH would be able to hear their own langauge/accents from the perspective of outsiders.

French and Indians.

Indians are worse when they try and imitate the Aussie accent or try and pass of like they have one sounds like they are sucking cock.

The Cheese monkeys also need a "third ear" take on how they sound, "language of men"? seriously?

Throw in the Thais as part of the deal, those cunts sound like dial up internet fucking up.

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Postby Som-Pong » Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:43 am

lol you do realize Thais call me Farang Laos (derogatory, as in Redneck Farang) since I speak with a Laotian accent. Most well-edumicated Thais speak quite clearly. As for the French they still cling to some sort of imperialist tendencies. Indians are funny as fuck, I always mess with them. Last night I seduced a Pakis girl right in front of him, not gonna act on it though.

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Postby Turanian Trashtalker » Mon Jul 20, 2015 4:49 am

Germans are the best white people.




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Postby Som-Pong » Mon Jul 20, 2015 4:54 am

How so? I rank Finns way higher, colonials of course do not count. No such thing as a Canadian or American, they're all mutts.

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Postby Vutulaki-san » Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:12 am

I reckon its the English, kicked everyone's ass.

They have no other redeeming features.

Their cuisine would make you sick if I told you about it, dont look up bubble and squeak or jellied eel its not for the feint hearted.

You could give the above you a starving Cantonese market stall dog and the mutt wouldnt eat it.

Bangers and mash is good but the etymology of the name "bangers" ruins it.

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Postby Som-Pong » Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:43 am

The English... They are the seedlings of Vikings and Gauls, they have no indigenous population left. So there goes that, as for jellied eel it is common all around the Baltic and North Sea. Only reason the "english" kicked everyones asses is access to waterways. The Serbs are a great people.

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Postby Vutulaki-san » Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:52 am

Access to waterways? I think all the colonial powers had that bruv.

I reckon their history of bare knuckle boxing comes into it, all other Euros (Yes Swedes included) were terrified of facing them in close quarter combat which happened a lot between naval powers.

That and their trolling skills, let me know if you want me to elaborate but I think you know the deal.

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Postby Som-Pong » Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:21 am

Don't think the English and Swedes ever fought a war. Gustav II Adolf is the father of modern warfare.


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