BRICS Getting dealt with

[Som-Pong]

Heh, funny you brought that up. I do it as a party trick sometimes. Key is to NOT hit yourself with the fucking bottom. Same as when breaking a glass window with a punch, you just want to tap it. Not follow through or you'll get cut the fuck up.
Think of the difference between a Karate front kick and a Muay Thai teep. You want the front kickuru.

[Benwahwah]

Yeah, no way it's real. Sound like English faggots but not Londoners, I reckon it's like Manchester or some shit hole like that. Would be nice to get Benwahwah to weigh in.

I've discovered a grand new use of bottles. The Thais use them as grenades basically, throw them hard at the ground next to you and the shards do a bit of cutting, never seen that elsewhere. In Sweden it is very common to bludgeon people with them. This grenade style I like.

It is definitely London, that is Picacdilly Circus. The guy sounds like he is Irish though. The rest of the people sound like Londoners (most people don't sound like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins). It does seem staged though if you ask me.

[Vutulaki-san]

The hottie he is trying to neg is a Londoner I think, I deal with a girl in London for work on the phone sometimes and she sounds similar.

I remember the first time I called thinking "Fuck I have to speak with a Pommie bitch yuk" then being pleasantly surprised by her accent, must have taken me back to the days when hot English chics herded my forefathers on to the Leonidas slave ship and shipped us off to beautiful F1J1.

[Som-Pong]

Smacked the shit out of a paki last night. Same dude I protected from getting his ass beat a few months back. Apparently he talked smack to my friends girlfriend in Urdu which I don't speak. When shit went down I stepped in and got two pakis in a taxi. He claimed he didn't know why. Last night he wanted speed. Had him apologize and then gave him a right and a left handed bitch slap. Satisfying. I don't like being lied to AFTER I save someones ass. At least I got 200 baht for setting the deal up.

[Vutulaki-san]

Have you ripped any farang off lately?

[Som-Pong]

Nopes. SInce they started busing no-paper people I stick to my neighborhood pretty much.