Happy Chinese New Year of The Monkey

[Winnson]

I like Hong Kong because I can get hash.

The weed is just too powerful these days and I don't enjoy it. You smoke a joint, you're paralyzed.

A nice little hash puff just makes you feel positive, and I get it from my tailor, who also makes very nice clothes.

True story: The first time I ever bought from him was with Diet Butcher after the first UFC we ever watched broadcast live in a bar in Hong Kong.

The UFC starts at 10am Sunday morning here, so we were drunk by noon. After the UFC, we decided we wanted to get high, so we went to Tsim Sha Tsui looking for some herb.

Right after we went out the exit in TST, some guy asked us if we wanted to buy a suit. I told him that if he could get me black hash and if it was good, I'd buy a suit.

Took him about 5 minutes, me and DB went and tried it first, and then I went back and bought a yellow suit and a shitload of shirts. I still have some of those shirts and they are awesome.

That guy is still my hookup, and tailor. He went back to Bangladesh for a few months, but came back because he missed selling me clothes and hash.

God bless his soul.

Oh, and he's a Muslim. Weeeeeee

[Winnson]

Ok, enough about hash.

Give me an animal.

[Professor Diet Butcher]

And yes e, k, ghb and the like are not very addictive, at best they cause temporary serotonin depletion which gives you insomnia and other side effects. None of these make you feel compelled to take them again.

We used to call it a KEG party. When you do K, E, and G, not necessarily in that order, on the same night. Sometimes, it doesn't end well.

[Professor Diet Butcher]

Notorious P.I.G.

[Winnson]

If you're heart's still beating the next day, it ended well.

Good fucking times man. Ah to be young again!

[Winnson]

Kung Hei Fat Choi

Lung Maa Dseng Seun

Sam Seung Tsee Seng

Chut Yup Ping On

Sun Tai Geen Hon

Ma Low Leen Han Ho Wan!

[Vutulaki-san]

And yes e, k, ghb and the like are not very addictive, at best they cause temporary serotonin depletion which gives you insomnia and other side effects. None of these make you feel compelled to take them again.

We used to call it a KEG party. When you do K, E, and G, not necessarily in that order, on the same night. Sometimes, it doesn't end well.

LOL just LOL

[Vutulaki-san]

NOTHING takes the edge off the pain of knowing your mamma is dying than special K, "The second I take it the pain goes away but it gets expensive"

Yep a few days worth could probably cover a standby long haul flight.....

If only I could be so insouciant when it comes to my family's welfare, id commit suicide to take the shame away (hint hint)

[Som-Pong]

Rat...

Year of the Rat- 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008, 2020, 2032

People born in the Year of the Rat are noted for their charm and attraction for the opposite sex.

They work hard to achieve their goals, acquire possessions, and are likely to be perfectionists.

They are basically thrifty with money. Rat people are easily angered and love to gossip.

Their ambitions are big, and they are usually very successful.

They are most compatible with people born in the years of the Dragon, Monkey, and Ox.

Shit, now I miss my Dragon girl ex again :(

[Turanian Trashtalker]

Just how long is Vutu's grudge gonna last?