This bullshit made me think of What... Look where it got him...
Being a modern man today is no different than it was a century ago. It’s all about adhering to principle. Sure, fashion, technology and architecture change over time, as do standards of etiquette, not to mention ways of carrying oneself in the public sphere. But the modern man will take the bits from the past that strike him as relevant and blend them with the stuff of today.
1. When the modern man buys shoes for his spouse, he doesn’t have to ask her sister for the size. And he knows which brands run big or small.
2. The modern man never lets other people know when his confidence has sunk. He acts as if everything is going swimmingly until it is.
3. The modern man is considerate. At the movie theater, he won’t munch down a mouthful of popcorn during a quiet moment. He waits for some ruckus.
4. The modern man doesn’t cut the fatty or charred bits off his fillet. Every bite of steak is a privilege, and it all goes down the hatch.
5. The modern man won’t blow 10 minutes of his life looking for the best parking spot. He finds a reasonable one and puts his car between the lines.
6. Before the modern man heads off to bed, he makes sure his spouse’s phone and his kids’ electronic devices are charging for the night.
7. The modern man buys only regular colas, like Coke or Dr Pepper. If you walk into his house looking for a Mountain Dew, he’ll show you the door.
8. The modern man uses the proper names for things. For example, he’ll say “helicopter,” not “chopper” like some gauche simpleton.
9. Having a daughter makes the modern man more of a complete person. He learns new stuff every day.
10. The modern man makes sure the dishes on the rack have dried completely before putting them away.
11. The modern man has never “pinned” a tweet, and he never will.
12. The modern man checks the status of his Irish Spring bar before jumping in for a wash. Too small, it gets swapped out.
13. The modern man listens to Wu-Tang at least once a week.
14. The modern man still jots down his grocery list on a piece of scratch paper. The market is no place for his face to be buried in the phone.
15. The modern man has hardwood flooring. His children can detect his mood from the stamp of his Kenneth Cole oxfords.
16. The modern man lies on the side of the bed closer to the door. If an intruder gets in, he will try to fight him off, so that his wife has a chance to get away.
17. Does the modern man have a melon baller? What do you think? How else would the cantaloupe, watermelon and honeydew he serves be so uniformly shaped?
18. The modern man has thought seriously about buying a shoehorn.
19. The modern man buys fresh flowers more to surprise his wife than to say he is sorry.
20. On occasion, the modern man is the little spoon. Some nights, when he is feeling down or vulnerable, he needs an emotional and physical shield.
21. The modern man doesn’t scold his daughter when she sneezes while eating an apple doughnut, even if the pieces fly everywhere.
22. The modern man still ambles half-naked down his driveway each morning to scoop up a crisp newspaper.
23. The modern man has all of Michael Mann’s films on Blu-ray (or whatever the highest quality thing is at the time).
24. The modern man doesn’t get hung up on his phone’s battery percentage. If it needs to run flat, so be it.
25. The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesn’t own one, and he never will.
26. The modern man cries. He cries often.
27. People aren’t sure if the modern man is a good dancer or not. That is, until the D.J. plays his jam and he goes out there and puts on a clinic.
The Modern Man
Gonna jam again Wednesday... hoping we can rock some more Bad Religion
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Vutulaki-san
Our generation was the first that mass produced humanities majors and I swear they are all just coming of age now. Definition of modern man, slut walks, white males in their own special category of original sinners etc its fucked
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Turanian Trashtalker
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millennials have got to be the most faggotized generation in existence.
they are:
1) the most likely to support homo / tranny rights, including adoption and birth certificate edits
2) the most addicted to porno
3) LESS likely to get laid than previous generations (how the fuck is this possible??? see #2)
4) the most likely to be raised by a single mother
5) the most likely to major in humanities / fluff nonsense... better start recruiting from 333 China or India pretty soon!
6) the most indoctrinated by feminism
7) the least likely to have any job experience
8) skyrocketing rates of autism
9) skyrocketing rates of ADHD
10) erectile dysfunction at age 20 (see #2)
11) cursed with massive amounts of student loan debt (LOL @ america)
etc.
I mean I've had college professors tell me how fucking stupid and lazy the recent cohort of students is. 90% of them are addicted to electronic devices... You can't enter a lecture hall nowadays without seeing at least several dozen students texting away and not paying attention to the speaker.
UC Berkeley and other top schools are somewhat immune (because they recruit from the best of the best), but the situation is pretty dire everywhere else.
fuck this young generation. they deserve to be raped by muslims.
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they are:
1) the most likely to support homo / tranny rights, including adoption and birth certificate edits
2) the most addicted to porno
3) LESS likely to get laid than previous generations (how the fuck is this possible??? see #2)
4) the most likely to be raised by a single mother
5) the most likely to major in humanities / fluff nonsense... better start recruiting from 333 China or India pretty soon!
6) the most indoctrinated by feminism
7) the least likely to have any job experience
8) skyrocketing rates of autism
9) skyrocketing rates of ADHD
10) erectile dysfunction at age 20 (see #2)
11) cursed with massive amounts of student loan debt (LOL @ america)
etc.
I mean I've had college professors tell me how fucking stupid and lazy the recent cohort of students is. 90% of them are addicted to electronic devices... You can't enter a lecture hall nowadays without seeing at least several dozen students texting away and not paying attention to the speaker.
UC Berkeley and other top schools are somewhat immune (because they recruit from the best of the best), but the situation is pretty dire everywhere else.
fuck this young generation. they deserve to be raped by muslims.
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Turanian Trashtalker
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I've had fucking 20-30 year old gooks tell me that korea should embrace "gender diversity" and homo rights.... wtf
All I can say is... Where the fuck are these gae sekis learning this shit??
You know how conservative the older generations are? During the 90s you couldn't even walk down the street holding your girlfriend's hand, due to "immodesty". They didn't learn this shit from them.
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All I can say is... Where the fuck are these gae sekis learning this shit??
You know how conservative the older generations are? During the 90s you couldn't even walk down the street holding your girlfriend's hand, due to "immodesty". They didn't learn this shit from them.
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Turanian Trashtalker
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it's the fucking internet
virtually all of them log onto the same social media sites where they are indoctrinated with the same gibberish. up is down. freedom is slavery. pocky play between men is natural. etc.
american media is also to blame.
the average american millennial thinks that homos are 30% of the population, because of how common they are on TV sitcoms. virtually every single one of these shit shows has a fag or dyke character, when they are less than 5% of the population.
just go look up the plotlines for "sex and the city" episodes and you will see where 90%+ of the females of this generation are adopting their social and political outlook. the fact that millennials are addicted to their electronics only amplifies this trend. there is no hope for them whatsoever.
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virtually all of them log onto the same social media sites where they are indoctrinated with the same gibberish. up is down. freedom is slavery. pocky play between men is natural. etc.
american media is also to blame.
the average american millennial thinks that homos are 30% of the population, because of how common they are on TV sitcoms. virtually every single one of these shit shows has a fag or dyke character, when they are less than 5% of the population.
just go look up the plotlines for "sex and the city" episodes and you will see where 90%+ of the females of this generation are adopting their social and political outlook. the fact that millennials are addicted to their electronics only amplifies this trend. there is no hope for them whatsoever.
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"fuck this young generation. they deserve to be raped by muslims."
Yeah. that's why I won't lift a finger to help Swedes. Fuck 'em.
I think I am a humanities major, philosophy and world history eh?
Yeah. that's why I won't lift a finger to help Swedes. Fuck 'em.
I think I am a humanities major, philosophy and world history eh?
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Turanian Trashtalker
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i find that the most intelligent people in the humanities received most of their real education outside of academia.
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