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Postby Som-Pong » Mon Jan 05, 2015 11:18 pm

How are you?

2 day ago. I fighting with russian man
Why?

Him not pay me
What happened?

Now my face so big
you hurt bad?
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Seems I ain't the only one disagreeing with ladyboys. My friend Sammy Keemao has been fighting Russians. I'll be back with updates.
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Postby Masato » Mon Jan 05, 2015 11:26 pm

Did he pay you?
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Postby Som-Pong » Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:01 am

555 I wasn't involved in this particular encounter. Sammy gets me Johns to sell weed to. Apparently s/he had a disagreement with a Russian gentleman down on Koh Chang. I shall research further.
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Postby Luigi » Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:11 am

If you bang ladyboys but not strait up dudes does that make you like 50% gay? and if one is 50% gay are they bisexual by default?
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Postby Som-Pong » Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:06 am

I've banged a few ladyboys, I reckon it makes you about as gay as fucking a girl in the ass. I'm not really into classifying sexuality though, that shit is very fluid. Heh, I remember back in basic training we had 2 girls in my platoon, one was a heifer but the other was a Judo Black Belt and fit as fuck. I was scared shitless of getting a hard-on since there were 28 guys in the shower and 2 girls. She ended up getting fucked by about 10 dudes lol
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Postby Luigi » Tue Jan 06, 2015 3:12 am

lol you got some cool stories Som. So you served for Sweden or Thailand?
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Postby Som-Pong » Tue Jan 06, 2015 3:53 am

It's all I've got brother.
I served for Sweden. 12 months training and 6 months in Monrovia. What pissed me off was that the Irish we served with were allowed pretty much unlimited rec time and unlimited beer. Us Swedes got 2 beers each Wednesday. Fucking Irish dudes were out ravaging Liberias finest prostitutes.
Just last night I performed basic first aid on a guy who crashed his MC right next to the Yaa Dong bar. He came driving down the road then smashed into the side mirror of a double-parked car. Fucking Chiuchow assholes in the car were very concerned about the damages, but didn't give a single fuck about the man lying unconscious. Whined about insurance for a fucking hour.
Where you from Luigi?
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Postby Professor Diet Butcher » Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:01 pm

"Fucking Chiuchow assholes in the car were very concerned about the damages, but didn't give a single fuck about the man lying unconscious. Whined about insurance for a fucking hour."

This makes my blood boil. Fucking Chiuchows... even though I'm Hakka... they're still my countrymen. The shame.

Epic thread though!
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Postby Daglord » Tue Jan 06, 2015 3:48 pm

Som-Pong wrote:I've banged a few ladyboys, I reckon it makes you about as gay as fucking a girl in the ass.


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Postby Luigi » Tue Jan 06, 2015 7:23 pm

Som: Im from Canadaland

DB: I used to date a Hakka girl, you guys make some awesome food. Diner was always good at that house.
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