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I love my job

Postby Som-Pong » Sat Jan 24, 2015 3:44 am

There are rumors in my family about my maternal grandmother actually being an Irish prostitute. Grandpa was a sailor.
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Postby Masato » Sat Jan 24, 2015 2:40 pm

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Postby Luigi » Sun Jan 25, 2015 12:19 am

Diet Butcher wrote:You know for the longest time, I thought gingers were strictly from the British Isles. Mark Bocek was the first ginger I met who wasn't a Scot or Irish. Now you. I wonder what HA has to say about that.

The red hair mutation originated in Scandinavia then spread through Europe during the great migration. Russia actual means land of the reds as the more northern people had higher rates of red hair. The reason it hasnt largely died out in the British Isles as it has elsewhere is most likely because of sexual selection.
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Postby Som-Pong » Sun Jan 25, 2015 8:37 am

The Rus.
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Postby Som-Pong » Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:56 am

I had my 7th graders write a compare and contrast essay on their two favourite teachers. One lil' rascal wrote "Teacher Erik is tall and looks like a big boss with golden hair and a funny smile." First time I've ever been described as tall.
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Postby Joe Mama » Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:21 pm

Ginger-Thai?

Do they even make a Ginger-Thai Jerk sauce?

Buahahahaha
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Postby Som-Pong » Fri Feb 27, 2015 6:26 am

I also love my neighbors. When I got home today a freshly made bamboo bong courtesy of my neighbor Joe was waiting for me. LIFE IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
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Postby Canuckster » Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:09 am

You're lucky, when I got home my neighbour left me a freshly made plate of parked his stupid fucking car in front of my house again.
People say they all want the truth, but when they are confronted with a truth that disagrees with them, they balk at it as if it were an unwanted zombie apocalypse come to destroy civilization.
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Postby Som-Pong » Fri Feb 27, 2015 11:55 am

U need to kill more mpeople. Had to sort something out with the sharking last night, apparently dude don;'t think I get money 'cus I give his wife a masage.
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Postby Edge Guerrero » Mon Mar 02, 2015 7:59 am

- Tell them about the legend Som:

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Don't let them watch subpar performers.:)
- I rent this space for advertising

Don't be selfish, preserve this world for the next generations.

I'll never long for what might have been
Regret won't waste my life again
I won't look back I'll fight to remain
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