STORYTIME with Flavor Flav

[Masato]

No, really -

Gather 'round, kids!:
:D

[Professor Diet Butcher]

I once found a wallet in the snow with $300 in it. I split the cash with my buddy and returned the wallet to the post office. Karma must have got me cuz I'm still broke. :(

[Anti D]

I once found a wallet in the snow with $300 in it. I split the cash with my buddy and returned the wallet to the post office. Karma must have got me cuz I'm still broke. :(

I get what you are saying but isn't it some kind of unwritten rule to to take the cash and return the rest of the wallet? Only real scumbags would throw away the Drivers license or try to use the credit cards.

If anything your bad karma right now is from your "Jack The Ripper" style killing of those prostitutes back in Manchester in the early 90's.

[Anti D]

I respect/appreciate Flavor Flav's role with Public Enemy and know he's been doing his thing for over 25 years.

I just can't help but watch that video and see a Dave Chappele or Tracy Morgan type playing a caricature of a washed up OG. I was honestly expecting there to be a Tyron Biggums reference to all the Crack Cocaine you could by.

I got to ask the question on everyone's mind. I wonder if he ever tires of wearing that damn clock or does it give him some kind of supernatural powers?

Like does he ever look in the mirror before he walks out of the door and just say....."You know my cell phone has the time so this big ass clock is pretty redundant"

Then again knowing Flavor Flav that cat probably still uses a beeper! Not only because he is old school but I would assume he isn't pulling in the dollars like he used to.

[Professor Diet Butcher]

Don't know about the clock, but have you ever eaten at Flav's Chicken and Ribs? Looks like a place where, if you wanna have some good chicken and ribs, this is the place to go!

[Anti D]

Don't know about the clock, but have you ever eaten at Flav's Chicken and Ribs? Looks like a place where, if you wanna have some good chicken and ribs, this is the place to go!

I must admit I have not had the opportunity to visit that fine dining establishment but I have had my share of "Soul Food" and eaten in a few places that still had bullet holes visible..

One thing that really used to boggle my untrustworthy Anglo brain was the combination of "Chicken and Waffles."

I never once was eating Waffles and said you know what would be great right now..."Fried Chicken!" This was until I had my worldviews shattered by The Magical Negro at this fine restaurant about 5 minutes from my trailer.

[Anti D]

Don't know about the clock

Yeah I didn't expect a Chinaman to understand the Swag of a black man. It was more of a rhetorical question or for people who don't need to get "double eyelid surgery" and whose arms don't look like this guys.



I wonder if what is general knowledge that Black People are late to EVERYTHING he would get any Cognitive dissonance looking down at that BIG ASS clock all the time.

If I know Flavor Flav though(and I think I do) that Clock probably doesn't even work and like EVILYOSHIDA is only right twice a day.

[Professor Diet Butcher]

is that really THE best fried chicken in Florida? I'm curious now. EVILYOSHIDA once said Korean Fried Chicken is the best now. I have tried it and it's not bad. Taiwanese Fried Chicken is pretty good also... but none can compare to Jamaican jerk chicken. I crave for that shit. They don't have that here in HK :(

[Anti D]

is that really THE best fried chicken in Florida? I'm curious now. EVILYOSHIDA once said Korean Fried Chicken is the best now. I have tried it and it's not bad. Taiwanese Fried Chicken is pretty good also... but none can compare to Jamaican jerk chicken. I crave for that shit. They don't have that here in HK :(

It's pretty good fried chicken I will admit. I am not sure I would call it the best. Fried Chicken is kind of like women. You might be craving a different kind depending on your mood and the day.

Honestly I wouldn't be able to stick with one type of fried chicken which probably explains my wandering eye in my sexual relationships.

Yeah I would listen to EY because he has finger on the pulse of the latest trends and knows his fried chicken. Honestly there isn't much that guy DOESN'T know.

I would only suspect that the abundant amount of Fast Twitch Muscle Fibers that the Asians have in common with the Negro help explain why they are able to understand the passion and "Soul" that it takes to recreate good fried Chicken.

How would you rate the Jerk Chicken in DonJohnson's old stomping grounds and Jamaican stronghold of Scarborough to other areas across the globe?

Also I can sympathize with you and realize that getting after getting a "taste" of that "Jerk Chicken" and then going without must be..........."Jamaican you crazy" 8-)

[Professor Diet Butcher]

Damn right it's "Jamaican me karazzzzay!" I lived in northwestern Scarborough, DJ lived in the southwest... thats where the good jerk is. Also the gun violence, gang swarmings, and crack. It really bottles the mind why his parents chose to live there when there are Asian neighbourhoods less than 15 minutes away. Chinaman in the hood... would be hilarious if he owned a convenience store there, lol