The Best of the Buddy List TREE FORT (VBB)...

[Daglord]

First & Foremost... A couple of Public Service Annoucements:





Enjoy the Show !!!!

[Daglord]

[Daglord]

[Megaterio Llamas]

A lot of the Tree Fort is actually here now. Cool!

[Anti D]

Yeah you want to talk about a thread that is going to "shatter worldviews" This....Is...IT!!!!

555........This is what Som pong always writes. i'm not sure what the hell it means even to this day.

I BELIEVE it is some kind of sexual euphemism given by the 'Thai Bar Girls" to Caucasians and describes the length of our genitalia in inches and the minutes we will last.

This is the number you have now so I can not and WILL NOT rep you for this thread..........Yet. You need to feel that number, embrace it, become one with it.

Saturday we can talk about moving you up to 557. Listen dude it could be worse you could be called a 333.

[Daglord]

lololololololol. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I kinda have the same conundrum with you.

[Anti D]

I kinda have the same conundrum with you.

Yeah that's happened a few times tonight. I think masato can read the pm's and is feeding you personal information and the love notes I sent to Flatus Fowler. ;)

Either that or this tinfoil is WORTHLESS!

* grabs sharpest knife to cut out microchip implanted in head *

[Daglord]

you want to talk a little conspiracy??

not sure if you aware of this, but I'm a "Certified Forensic Online Research Expert" :D

NEWMAN: June 14, 1987.... Mets Phillies. We're enjoying a beautiful afternoon
in the right field stands when a crucial Hernandez error to a five run Phillies
ninth. Cost the Mets the game.

KRAMER: Our day was ruined. There was a lot of people, you know, they were
waiting by the player's parking lot. Now we're coming down the ramp ... [cut
to film of the day - like the Zabruter film - with the Umbrella man and
everything - Oh so brilliant parody!!!] ... Newman was in front of me. Keith
was coming toward us, as he passes Newman turns and says, " Nice game pretty
boy.". Keith continued past us up the ramp.

NEWMAN: A second later, something happened that changed us in a deep and
profound way front that day forward.

ELAINE: What was it?

KRAMER: He spit on us.... and I screamed out, "I'm hit!"

NEWMAN: Then I turned and the spit ricochet of him and it hit me.

ELAINE: Wow! What a story.

JERRY: Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise
of your account. Allow me to reconstruct this if I may for Miss Benes as
I've heard this story a number of times.

JERRY: Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me. According to your story Keith
passes you and starts walking up the ramp then you say you were struck on
the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple
striking Newman between the third and forth rib. The spit then cam off
the rib turned and hit Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop his
baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, Pauses In mid air
mind you- makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh. That is one
magic luggie.

NEWMAN: Well that's the way it happened.

JERRY: What happened to your head when you got hit?

KRAMER: Well. uh, well my head went back and to the left

JERRY: Again

KRAMER: Back and to the left

JERRY: Back and to the left Back and to the left

ELAINE: So, what are you saying?

JERRY: I am saying that the spit could not have come from behind ... that there had to have been
a second spitter behind the bushes on the gravelly road. If the spitter was behind you as you claimed
that would have caused your head to pitch forward.

ELAINE: So the spit could have only come from the front and to the right.

JERRY: But that is not what they would have you believe.

NEWMAN: I'm leavin'. Jerry's a nut. [Exits]

KRAMER: Wait, wait, [Exits]

JERRY: The sad thing is we may never know the real truth.

BACK AND TO THE LEFT.

BACK AND TO THE LEFT.

:shock:

[Benwahwah]

555........This is what Som pong always writes. i'm not sure what the hell it means even to this day.

In Thai the number five is pronounced 'ha' so 555 is hahaha.

[Anti D]

555........This is what Som pong always writes. i'm not sure what the hell it means even to this day.

In Thai the number five is pronounced 'ha' so 555 is hahaha.

Well thanks Ben that just makes me fee a lot better about the reality of the situation! :roll: I guess this explains why I thought everyone was laughing at me when I went to the BKK last year to find a bride.

Let Me ask you this Ben...."Do you think you're BETTER than Me?"