Night Clubs

[Professor Diet Butcher]

[Anti D]

When I was younger they were awesome. I tried to sneak into them from the age of 15.

I could get into them when I was 18 (Manitoba, awesome), I stuck around until I was about 23 and I don't have much use for them anymore.

It's a great scene for the kids, but if you're that old guy at the night club, you're just pathetic.

What exactly do you classify as old Winnson? What you might find old might be another man's "clubbing" Prime.

I know Mr. Flatus Fowler still hits up the clubs in Vancouver and he' so old Masato's toys.com can't even register his proper age because of it being in the triple digits.

[Winnson]

Hardcore clubbing - 17 to 27 years old max.

Softcore clubbing - 23 to 35

>35, get your old ass out of the club pappy. Go home and look after your kids you sick old fuck.

[Anti D]

Hardcore clubbing - 17 to 27 years old max.

Softcore clubbing - 23 to 35

>35, get your old ass out of the club pappy. Go home and look after your kids you sick old fuck.

Ouch. Nice to see Winnson taking a page out of Uncle Tomahawks book and being a Straighter Shooter. Uncle T had a lot of character flaws but telling what was on his mind was NOT one of them!

What if you don't have kinds because of weak sperm from too much Soy and no kids out of respect of not wanting to water down chuichow gene pool any lower than already is?

[Winnson]

If you don't have kinds, you have means.

Don't have means, have kids instead.

Kids*

[Daglord]

I'll see your 7-11 Diet & raise you a quick stop.

I'd spend all day/night with these fucking guys.

[Winnson]

But can you beat box?

[Daglord]

But can you beat box?

like a champ. one of the best white kids around doing it back in the day.

still got it.

[Anti D]

If you don't have kinds, you have means.

Don't have means, have kids instead.

Kids*

I think that might have been a Freudian slip but I'm not quite sure what it means.

* Paging Dr. Freud............................or the Carl Jung loving homo *

[Professor Diet Butcher]

One time when i was visiting HK, me and Winnson were at the ATM getting cash at 5am and we bumped into these triad guys. We asked them where the party at?, so they took us to their club. It was some futuristic place that looked like the Starship Enterprise, and we go there and partied with the triads. We were given free booze and drugs all night/morning... it was the first time ever I tried ketamine actually... and I remember chatting with this cute chick who was part of the group, then all of a sudden, we were being kicked out. Apparently Winnson was chatting up some chick who belonged to a rival triad, and almost caused a gang war. Next thing I know, we were sitting on the sidewalk at 10 am, Winnson lying on the ground dry humping the air. We got a cab and got the fuck outta there. I went home (to my relative's where I was staying) and Winnson wandered into some park and did kung fu with some kung fu guys. Or that's what he told me the day after anyway. Good times!