"Born this way" = Anti D

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"Born this way" = Anti D

Postby Vutulaki-san » Wed Jul 15, 2015 2:03 am

People have had sex with pit bulls, donkeys and even parrots, but this incident is on another level.

Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day.

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Darwin is a relatively unknown fisherman who lives in the outskirts of the remote town of 400. Residents say he sticks to himself and described him as “odd.”

Police responded after a man out of a nature hike happened to walk by Darwin’s house and saw Darwin having sex with the alligator in his backyard.

The witness heard Darwin say, “next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.”

“It was the damn strangest thing I’ve ever seen,” the witness told police. “The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it.”

Collier County Sheriffs responded and arrested Darwin on multiple counts of animal cruelty and one count of illegally keeping a wild animal.

Excerpt from Darwin’s police statement:
The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.

Darwin also told police he had planned to chop off the alligator’s tail and pull her teeth as part of his revenge scheme and had even considered performing noise torture on the reptile by playing what Darwin described as “nigger music” over and over.

Darwin claimed the alligator had gotten a hold of his pant leg when he was fishing in a swamp and tried to drag him into the water. Darwin was able to escape without injury, but that had set his resolve to get revenge.

The alligator is being treated for relatively minor injuries and is expected to be released back into the wild within a couple weeks.

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Postby Som-Pong » Wed Jul 15, 2015 3:21 am

555 Please let this be true.

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Postby Benwahwah » Wed Jul 15, 2015 4:44 am

I've heard that Anti D likes a bit of cosplay in the bedroom department as well.

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Postby Vutulaki-san » Wed Jul 15, 2015 5:14 am

Another clue to this being Anti is the "nigger music" plans, we know ole Anti dont like nigger music from Mega's jukebox thread.

Its all making sense, rape of amphibians et al, racial tirades, being able to recall things in amazing detail etc etc

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Postby Edge Guerrero » Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:45 am

- Disgusting scumbag.
Hope they feed him to a gator.
- I rent this space for advertising

Don't be selfish, preserve this world for the next generations.

I'll never long for what might have been
Regret won't waste my life again
I won't look back I'll fight to remain

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Postby Winnson » Wed Jul 15, 2015 9:33 am

I WANT TO PARTY WITH THIS GUY!

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Postby Masato » Wed Jul 15, 2015 10:50 am

“next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.”

lol

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Postby Winnson » Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:17 pm

Apparently the alligator didn't care. Who are we to intervene?

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Postby Som-Pong » Wed Jul 15, 2015 2:36 pm

I have noew beeen designated as being too volatile to gave more than three yaa dong in oubkkuc. I tab you.
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Postby Anti D » Wed Jul 15, 2015 11:19 pm

This thread is neither positive, creative or designed for higher humans. It's threads like this that Emily Yoshida is going to use against us to show how low brow the the threads in the Anarchy Zooone are.

I get a lot of heat from GMB14 about being able to diss it out but not being able to take it but this isn't one of those situations. I just think this thread is in bad form.

I understand why the joke has been a success. First All of Lord Vutulaki's threads are ALWAYS a success. this is why he just received an invitation to the illustrious Kitsune society.

Yes your boy Anti D and this gentleman share a few of the same similarities. We Both live in Florida. we both have had numerous run ins with our corresponding police departments. We both like to torture people with "nigger music." we both like to stick to ourselves and have been called "odd"

In fact Kungfool called me a weird guy the other day and honestly it kind of stung a little after how cool I was to that guy. yes i exposed the fact that he is the alt of a poster there named EVILYOSHIDA but that shouldn't warrant such a harsh insult.

The thing is the pople who know me here and at Ey.com IRL like daglord, PUBLICnoose, superiordanes, El chupacabra and GM roy know that I am not really into having ANY KIND of sexual relations with not only gators but reptiles of any kind.

So if you guys want to mock, ridicule and deride me to either give me a taste if my own medicine or what I think is because you guys are insecure and hurting others somehow gives you some kind of gratification even odf the sexual nature. then knock your selfs out.


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