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Story/Lesson in REAL Fighting

Postby Masato » Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:13 pm

My friend told this to me today:


Pre-UFC. Bunch of blokes in the army, chatting in their bunks about Martial Arts. Arguing 'My Judo is better than your Karate', or 'My wrestling is better than your boxing', etc.

Skinny guy in the corner says "I can whup all you guys."

"How?" they answer. "You don't have ANY martial arts training".

"Fuck that," says the skinny guy. "If I can pick the fighting grounds, and I'll beat you all".

They agree.

Skinny guy says, 'I pick the deep end of the swimming pool. Come on'.

He was a water polo player.

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Postby Edge Guerrero » Wed Jul 29, 2015 9:18 pm

Masato wrote:My friend told this to me today:


Pre-UFC. Bunch of blokes in the army, chatting in their bunks about Martial Arts. Arguing 'My Judo is better than your Karate', or 'My wrestling is better than your boxing', etc.

Skinny guy in the corner says "I can whup all you guys."

"How?" they answer. "You don't have ANY martial arts training".

"Fuck that," says the skinny guy. "If I can pick the fighting grounds, and I'll beat you all".

They agree.

Skinny guy says, 'I pick the deep end of the swimming pool. Come on'.

He was a water polo player.


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