Team fat fuck

[Winnson]

You should keep your weed and your wallet chained to your hip at all times.

[Som-Pong]

Nah man, my wallet stays close, my weed stays far away. Now I am getting stabby for losing the weed though.

[Winnson]

You lose your wallet all the time too though.

CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

[Som-Pong]

True, need to get a chain for that thing.

[Vutulaki-san]

Ooooh Yeah..

2 hamburger patties, fried tomato, a fried egg and cottage cheese post workout (After my chocolate milk).

[Som-Pong]

That looks great. I am hungry now you bastard. I had this last night

Seems like I'm getting free food every night now.

[Vutulaki-san]

Ah Laos sausage right?

Made from discarded cawks of post op trannies?

This is fucked man, I was so worried about my job situation for a while there that now that I have a dream job I keep looking for things to worry about. Solid state stressed for NOTHING.

Here's my day today,

0900 - out of bed and log on and make a few calls to make sure everyone knows Im awake.

0920 - Back to bed.

1030 - start working on a proposal to a capacity supplier to enable us to renew our contract with them in fucking September.

12:00 - Sit in cafe surfing the net.

13:00 - come home and just fuck around.

14:00 - Gym bench session, light volume work and some narrow and wide grip work them some pulling.

15:30 head home, grab that shit I cooked and then start working again.

16:30 cook up.

17:50 talk to boss about my proposal then just fuck around.

Does that sound fucking stressful to anyone? I swear modern life isnt natural.

[Som-Pong]

I'll give you my day so far for comparison.

12:30 woke up, decide I have NOTHING to do, so had two sips of milk and went back to bed
14:20 Couldn't sleep anymore, 12 solid hours is all I can take really. Started watching the latest episode of Tyrant.
15:00 Went and got some Isaan Sausage, Sai Krok Isaan.
15:20 Trying to get an episode of True Detective to load without success.
15:56 which is NOW, sipping the last of the Yaa Dong left over from last night and trying to figure out something to do so I can prolong going out for a couple more hours and failing.

All in all I'm happy as fuck that I've probably got a new job come Monday. Tomorrow I'm going to do laundry for the first time in months. At least you are going to the fucking gym. All I do is give out free massages at the Yaa Dong bar in exchange for free booze. I reckon AntiD fills a lot of his time with changing diapers.

[Vutulaki-san]

LOL sounds like you got things sorted mang

Here is what I was stressing about, well one of the things, this little chinese chick at the supermarket who looks after the self serve checkout always starts dancing when I come along, eye contact and all. A week ago I walked past her as she was leaving work she smiles, then I turn around and shes walking away looking over her shoulder giggling.

Then all of a sudden bitch went cold on me and I havent even said shit to her. We have never spoken.

So I just went there to buy a lighter and she is there all cold and shit not making eye contact which she would make sure she found a way to do in the past.

So I go for the hail marry.

As I walk past her I stop and say "Excuse me, do you have a sister like a twin sister who works here?" looking real confused.

She replies "No why?"

Me with a real confused look on my face "Well there's this other girl who works here that looks exactly like you maybe a little shorter IDK I never see anymore"

Her "No one here looks like me, you sure its not me youre thinking of?"

Me still looking confused eyebrow cocked "Im losing my mind never mind"

Her "Does she work the registers?"

me "nnnnah she works her and self serve, every time I come in I kind hope she' working cause she's always dancing, acting cute, brightens my day"

Her "THATS ME!, I dance sometimes but you cant always be like that right?"

Me "Ahhhhh shit how embarrassing, well Im married so dont take it the wrong way"

tbc...

[Vutulaki-san]

Fuck I sound like Dung Johnson, its almost like Ive been imping him or sunfin.