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What's going on you gae sekis

Postby Turanian Trashtalker » Mon Aug 24, 2015 1:42 am

I haven't posted here in forever, so I guess now is a good time to start posting again.

Has anything important happened since I left? Did Som Pong finally die from methanol poisoning (or AIDS)? Any hilarious troll attempts at 333 Yoshida dot com? Did Vutu's wife burn the house down while trying to exorcise the kids?


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Postby Megaterio Llamas » Mon Aug 24, 2015 1:56 am

Hi HA. Since I'm kinda new here myself I don't really have any updates. Vutu and Som-Pong haven't changed a lick from what I can tell. If you've read a lot of Vonnegut you already are familiar with the Som-Pong character. If not - it's all there to discover! It seem brother Roy hung a doozy of a new handle on Don Johnson the other day. Geisha Boy. Chuckle every time I think of it. That Roy sure is a card eh.

So how have you been?






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Postby Vutulaki-san » Mon Aug 24, 2015 1:58 am

Hey Gaeseki

Nothing much has happened.

Fatboy trolled Dung Johnson over at his horoscope forum.

Masato is in Europe.

Galts a marketing lecturer now.

I scored a sweeeeet new role working from home.

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Postby Turanian Trashtalker » Mon Aug 24, 2015 2:09 am

I have a sweet position working for a Korean corporation..... in southern california. Sold the business a while back.

Basically I didn't have to move very far from where I was before I went back to Korea for a few months.

You know what did it for me? The crappy weather. I'd forgotten about it for a few years. My god my gae seki ancestors must have done something terrible to earn this climatological curse.

Bone chill winters + frequent nose bleeds in the winter
DUST STORMS in spring (carrying radioactive chemicals from China)
Hot and extremely humid summers (how the fuck the summers are worse there compared to here, I will never understand)

Basically there are a few weeks in the spring and autumn where the entire country is gorgeous (my hometown looks beautiful in September... red, golden, and crimson leaves), and that's about it.



Unfortunately 50-60% of my gross for the last two months went to my extended family (I shit you not)... Those idiots don't earn SHIT and I pay for every single one of their personal emergencies.

This is only for a few years (after that, I am DONE, I told my brothers this in person), so hopefully I might actually pay for some property here. I've got some interesting ideas for the future.

Do I really want to stay here long term? not really. housing is extremely expensive here, but it's a nice thing to have.


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Postby Som-Pong » Mon Aug 24, 2015 4:23 am

I ain't dying man. Shit just don't kill me. I am teaching fucking marketing at a Thai uni once a week. And now they've got me teaching pre-school and kindergarten, kids fucking love me. I guess it's because I am so friendly.

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Postby Canuckster » Mon Aug 24, 2015 10:12 am

I caught some big fucking fish
People say they all want the truth, but when they are confronted with a truth that disagrees with them, they balk at it as if it were an unwanted zombie apocalypse come to destroy civilization.

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Postby Som-Pong » Mon Aug 24, 2015 12:10 pm

Also now I am happy as fuck. The one girlfriend that antidis-posterboy for the anonymous coward thinks looks like Michel Jackson has decided to live with me. She's cute as fuck and all that, but thinks my ringworm is AIDS. Doesn't really turn her off since I've got a svelte aryan body. I just tell her it's mosquito bites, most of the sores I've trimmed down with my knife, kind of hesitant about getting to work on my face though.

Also I feel like getting a 4-man tournament on with myself, Vutu, Canuckster and What. I reckon I'd take that shit and things are being fairly equal like that. PenXv would fuck me up, from what I've seen of Canuckster he'get raped. I reckon me and Vutu would have a battle of wills, It would probably end up with me getting the KO after 5 seconds though. I kick like a motherfucker, I chop down banana trees for fun on wallks uin the park.

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Postby Winnson » Mon Aug 24, 2015 3:28 pm

My brother from another mother. How's it hanging Gee?


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