I'm designing and endorsing street fighting shoes

Vutulaki-san · Postby **Vutulaki-san** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 3:22 am

They will be called "Launch pads"

They will be powered by android and and have smart capabilities like learning when you like to turn your foot when throwing hooks, the sole below the ball of your foot will swivel when throwing hooks just at the right time.

An alarm will sound if it detects that you are going to clip the curb as you back away to catch your breath or to talk shit.

There will be a military version that has small arms capabilities that I will be releasing to certain rouge nations only.

Im doing some market research here, what colours would you want to buy your pair in?

Som-Pong · Postby **Som-Pong** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 3:50 am

Brown and Black for the dress shoe version. White and Green for the sneakers.
Currently all of my dress shoes are broken so I wear a pair of converse when I teach uni, it sucks being dressed worse than my students.

Vutulaki-san · Postby **Vutulaki-san** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 4:06 am

There will be a dress shoe version but likely to be released for NY's fall Mercedes fashion week 2016.

Ill get a green and black version of the sneaker.

I might post this on the OG to see what they think, wont take any of it on board though.

How about a delux version that has a small 180 degreee camera so you can film the stomping out of your fallen adversary? auto loads to youtube.

Vutulaki-san · Postby **Vutulaki-san** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 4:08 am

Windfall = Warez?

Som-Pong · Postby **Som-Pong** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 4:12 am

Nopes. Windfall is a hipster faggot from NY who got scared shitless of me when we met.
He tries to bang as young girls as possible and secretly tapes ze sex and puts it in After Dark for the virgins on the OG to wank to. Reckon he'd make a good addition to the CP crew at ey.com

I like the camera idea, but it might have legal ramificationsno?

Vutulaki-san · Postby **Vutulaki-san** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 5:12 am

Warez has managed to get all of his DNA off that "How much to retire in Thailand" thread.

Thought he changed his SN. Its the one where some farang claims Thailand has won the war on drugs and his university aged GF has never even heard of weed.

Bet she reckons she would never fuck a brak guy either.

Anyways my thrad is up over the OG, dey goen ban my brak ass tonight...

Som-Pong · Postby **Som-Pong** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 5:28 am

Aha, Warrez is a sneaky fuck. Isn't his gf a rich actress?
Oh yeah... Thailand ain't winning no war on drugs as long as I am here.

Heh, I'll go over and check now. Drinking?

Vutulaki-san · Postby **Vutulaki-san** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 5:38 am

Yeah man, about to get into a flame war with a pro-Israel OGer.

Maybe I need to chose my battles more wisely.

Som-Pong · Postby **Som-Pong** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 5:42 am

lol which one? link me up mang.

Vutulaki-san · Postby **Vutulaki-san** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 5:51 am

How do you link that place?

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