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I highly doubt it. FatBody is actually funny at times, and oddly enough he posts more in my style every day. Expect some Som-Pong imps to show up some day.
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Turanian Trashtalker
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I do remember this one vivid dream i had when i was about twelve years old...
I can't remember 100% of the details (I was in shock at the time), but I distinctly remember landing in hell and seeing Satan FACE TO FACE. I almost shit my bed in fear when I saw his evil face. It was like a mixture of Freddy Kruger with a rotting corpse covered in maggots, only 1000x worse. He wrapped his tentacles around my torso and screamed in my ear that "YOU ARE MINE", or something like that, while countless millions of people were screaming in agony in the embers.
Still can't recall the details of his face exactly, but all I remember is that I couldn't get back to sleep for the next 48 hours or so. That dream turned me into a full blown gaedok for the next three years. I didn't even masturbate out of fear of seeing that gae seki again. Fuck it took me years to blot out that memory.
If I could take a pill that could turn off all my dreams forever, I would be a very grateful man.
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I can't remember 100% of the details (I was in shock at the time), but I distinctly remember landing in hell and seeing Satan FACE TO FACE. I almost shit my bed in fear when I saw his evil face. It was like a mixture of Freddy Kruger with a rotting corpse covered in maggots, only 1000x worse. He wrapped his tentacles around my torso and screamed in my ear that "YOU ARE MINE", or something like that, while countless millions of people were screaming in agony in the embers.
Still can't recall the details of his face exactly, but all I remember is that I couldn't get back to sleep for the next 48 hours or so. That dream turned me into a full blown gaedok for the next three years. I didn't even masturbate out of fear of seeing that gae seki again. Fuck it took me years to blot out that memory.
If I could take a pill that could turn off all my dreams forever, I would be a very grateful man.
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Heh, that sounds like good times. I dream a lot of violent dreams, no surprise there.
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Turanian Trashtalker
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I've never even had a pleasant sexual dream in my life
There was one dream where my girlfriend (at the time) was giving me a blowjob, and then her fucking lips elongated like two feet (a la Terminator 2), chewed off my cock at the base, and then pulverized into millions of tiny bits. I came right around the time that blood was spurting everywhere and I was going into shock.
That bish later attacked me with a crab mallet IRL, so that dream was probably a sign from the higher ones.
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There was one dream where my girlfriend (at the time) was giving me a blowjob, and then her fucking lips elongated like two feet (a la Terminator 2), chewed off my cock at the base, and then pulverized into millions of tiny bits. I came right around the time that blood was spurting everywhere and I was going into shock.
That bish later attacked me with a crab mallet IRL, so that dream was probably a sign from the higher ones.
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Hahaha fuck man, first night in the jungle temple I was raped by the ghost of a maegi. At least she was hot.
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Canuckster
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Turanian Trashtalker wrote:I've never even had a pleasant sexual dream in my life
There was one dream where my girlfriend (at the time) was giving me a blowjob, and then her fucking lips elongated like two feet (a la Terminator 2), chewed off my cock at the base, and then pulverized into millions of tiny bits. I came right around the time that blood was spurting everywhere and I was going into shock.
That bish later attacked me with a crab mallet IRL, so that dream was probably a sign from the higher ones.
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This might be the best post I've ever seen. Lol, holy fuck
People say they all want the truth, but when they are confronted with a truth that disagrees with them, they balk at it as if it were an unwanted zombie apocalypse come to destroy civilization.
Will this help or hurt your street fighter shoe sales?
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Vutulaki-san
Deez dreams last night, bare in mind that the colours, sounds and realness are out of this world, Holly or Bollywood aint got shit on my dreams.
Last night I dreamed that I took the family over to New Zealand for a holiday (Yes weird enough) but as we were walking from one place to the next this Maori/PI Head hunter/biker gang rounded everyone in the street up and forced us into this massive building.
We were kept in a small room high up in the building, we hear them coming door to door wrecking shit headed our way, now I think this IRL so Im stressing the fuck out thinking how to save my family and this random family there with us with a Ned Flanders soft cock dad who was crying as my son patted him on the back while laughing.
Then we realise that they are actually torturing people to death as they came and real panic sets in, I open the window thinking we should jump out even if it means to our deaths but I open the window look down and see that we are about 500 stories high. There are people hanging from ledges on various levels below and some windows I see below me have flames coming out of them.
Fuck! I turn around and everyone besides my wife and I were gone from the room and then they enter, the room goes black and I think this is it, without knowing it im tied to a board, they are going to use a thick plank of wood to smash the soles of my feet and keep pulverizing me upward from the feet up till im smashed to death. I am now resolved that Im going to die and even thought I dont believe in heaven and hell the one thing that upsets me is that I know Im going to hell and my wife and kids are going to heaven so Im not going to see them anymore, but im also relieved.
Fade to black......
Next thing I know we are all back in the room except for the random family and a coconut dude kicks open the door and starts waving at my kids to follow him, tells us to follow him too.
We walk through some carnage, smoke and water damaged rooms and all I remember is being surprised that the NZ emergency services were able to put the fire out, kill all the head hunter dudes and rescue so many people in such small time.
No night sweats...
Last night I dreamed that I took the family over to New Zealand for a holiday (Yes weird enough) but as we were walking from one place to the next this Maori/PI Head hunter/biker gang rounded everyone in the street up and forced us into this massive building.
We were kept in a small room high up in the building, we hear them coming door to door wrecking shit headed our way, now I think this IRL so Im stressing the fuck out thinking how to save my family and this random family there with us with a Ned Flanders soft cock dad who was crying as my son patted him on the back while laughing.
Then we realise that they are actually torturing people to death as they came and real panic sets in, I open the window thinking we should jump out even if it means to our deaths but I open the window look down and see that we are about 500 stories high. There are people hanging from ledges on various levels below and some windows I see below me have flames coming out of them.
Fuck! I turn around and everyone besides my wife and I were gone from the room and then they enter, the room goes black and I think this is it, without knowing it im tied to a board, they are going to use a thick plank of wood to smash the soles of my feet and keep pulverizing me upward from the feet up till im smashed to death. I am now resolved that Im going to die and even thought I dont believe in heaven and hell the one thing that upsets me is that I know Im going to hell and my wife and kids are going to heaven so Im not going to see them anymore, but im also relieved.
Fade to black......
Next thing I know we are all back in the room except for the random family and a coconut dude kicks open the door and starts waving at my kids to follow him, tells us to follow him too.
We walk through some carnage, smoke and water damaged rooms and all I remember is being surprised that the NZ emergency services were able to put the fire out, kill all the head hunter dudes and rescue so many people in such small time.
No night sweats...
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